[He makes it look like he's just sitting here trying to picture it, but he's really thinking about the time they'd have to invest in order to make him orgasm at least four times. Better schedule some time for it.]
We'll have to try it after dinner, then. [Just to get her anticipating it between now and then. And he'll have to come up with some ideas to keep it fresh the whole time, too.] Oh, that reminds me--did you bring any toys?
[She, uh, actually had a bit of a surprise planned for him as far as toys were concerned! Hopefully she won't end up accidentally spoiling it in the course of this discussion.
And, to be honest, he really might not have to work to create any sense of anticipation, she'll pretty much have it going in the back of her head the entire time.]
I mean, I couldn't bring all of them but there's a pretty big variety! I also brought a lot of batteries.
No, no, that's reasonable. I'm sure you picked the best of the best to join us.
[And now he has something to anticipate: finding out which ones she brought. He has no idea that a newcomer has entered the ring yet.
He sets his first plate aside as he finishes it, then starts on the second. The waiter comes by with a refill on his lemonade, and Boxer finally starts removing his tentacles from Nariko, slowly and smoothly while chasing down the wetness with that napkin.]
I also brought the collar because it matches an outfit I have, so that one doesn't have to be sexual unless, y'know, it ends up being sexual.
[This is very much the result of them being on vacation because as a respected member of New Cloudbank's government (no matter how minuscule her position in said government actually is) she can't exactly run around in that kind of stuff. It's not professional and it has to be kept behind doors! But no one's going to know who she is where they're going!
She smiles at their waiter, and it's a good thing the kid didn't look back at her because she makes a little bit of a face at the exit situation underneath their table.]
Leaving me by myself, huh? Or, wait. [And here Nariko looks down the top of her own dress and pulls away the neckline to see if she's still got a little friend in her bra!]
[You know, she probably shouldn't have expected much of anything to come across platonically with them.] There is. It's one of those starter ones with rhinestones on it.
[She's weirdly proud of the leash, okay. It's been with her since her very first vibrator, so maybe that's why she's so fond of the thing. In any case she ends up beaming. Hey, little guy!! She reaches in to give him another little tap/high five before putting her dress back in place. Have fun chilling buddy.
She tries a wonton, and then:] So, Boxer, was the timing of this trip on purpose?
[It was a pretty lengthy vacation. Timed specifically to when he'd be going through his biological fun time. It was either a major coincidence or he kind of set it up.]
[It high-fives her back and tries to wrap around her finger. Alas, he's not quick enough to pull both of those off.]
What does "starter" imply, exactly...?
[Are there levels of difficulty on leash use? If not, he's totally unaware.]
Yes and no. My friend that I got these tickets from only gave me so many options to choose from as far as location and time was concerned. Don't think that either of us wanted to go to Europa in the middle of winter. It's beautiful, I'm sure, but I don't want to freeze.
[They will bond in the near future! Since Boxer ordered everything on the menu she goes for the chicken lettuce wraps, she's very neat about packing it all in there, making a neat little box. His explanation is perfectly logical and she nods in general agreement.] I don't want you to freeze either, and you don't want to have to take care of me when I'm sick from running around in crappy weather.
[Every single fucking winter like clockwork, no matter how much she bundles herself up. It's like a curse. That's beside the point, of course, she hasn't forgotten about the other question.]
Have you ever seen those 'beginner bdsm' kits they sell at adult stores or online? And it's got stuff like warming lube and fuzzy handcuffs?
[Very intro, basic sort of stuff, no hard kink involved just yet.]
[Especially not a fan of how his blood gets thicker and he wants to do nothing but sleep the entire time. Ugh. But it'd be cool if it meant more cuddling with Nariko even if she is sick. Sick and warm with fever. He'd keep her cool...]
Oh, I know of them. Never bought one. [Mostly because he's the kind of thrifty shopper to go like 'hey, i could buy these separately and save 25% of the box's whole price'.
Other than the fact that fuzzy handcuffs, warming lube, and sleeping masks are basically the kiddie pool of BDSM. He has eight whole appendages that are more BDSM than those kits.]
[A sleepy Boxer would be an adorable one, but it wouldn't be worth the detriment to his health. Besides, it's not as if New Cloudbank is all Spring-like all the time, right? They live near the ocean so cold cuddling will probably occur during the normal winter, and that'll be enough.]
Well, I did when I was fourteen, and only because of a very stupid reason that didn't actually have anything to do with sex.
['Kiddie pool' was a really great way to describe it.] Well, that's where I got the leash from, hence 'starter'. I gave the rest to Mikaela since I figured she'd enjoy the illusion of being sexually open-minded.
[So it's not particularly durable, and hardly to meant to inspire the right kind of feeling - a thin little thing she hadn't been able to let go of for whatever reason.]
[What can I say? Both Boxer and Nariko like swimming in the deep end. Not in BDSM in particular, but kinkdom in general.]
It sounds cute, either way. I just hope it can keep up with us. [He'd hate to ruin one of her favorite toys because he got a little assertive!]
[He lets out an amused huff at 'illusion of sexually open-minded.'] What was the reason you got it, if not for sex? [Fourteen! She started early. Sounds like there's a story here.]
You might need to buckle up a little for this one, because teenager logic is golden. [And she wasn't a very cohesive kid by any means.] So, you have to realize that I'd already been pretty sexually active by then, I pretty much worked my way through half of my grade and up into the Sophomores by then, the Energizer bunny didn't have shit on me.
[Twelve and half to seventeen was a whirlwind of shitty decisions, bruises, and lots of guys and a few girls.]
But I was terrified of sex shops. I don't know why. You'd think a girl wouldn't have many standards after so much gravel's on her damn knees but they just freaked me out. I didn't like seeing them, didn't want to go in them, I got my lingerie from mall stores and crap. It was a very deep set thing.
[She raises both hands, some magical signal that she has appropriately communicated the stage. She's also a little tipsy by now.]
So what's the first thing my stupid high school friends want to do when I'm high as shit? Drag me to a sex shop, kicking and screaming, threatening to rip off limbs the whole time, because I'm a brat when I'm high.
[Which she has no been since, like, sixteen, but it's an important note. Also sorry Boxer, the dramatic pause goes here.]
[He gives her a look with raised eyebrows. It was even earlier than fourteen?! He really shouldn't ask, and he knows, but he really can't help himself.]
When did you start having sex, then?
[That many people in such a short amount of time...maybe that's why she can take so many of his tentacles can fit at once--maybe she's had more than one guy stuffed up there at once. Oh no, that's such a kinky mental picture. He keeps the thought to himself but he takes a large gulp of lemonade in a poor attempt to quench the thirst.
Not that he's ignoring her story.]
No, I don't blame you--some sex stores can be shady. That's why I always stuck with the internet. [He gives her an even smile--it's a surprising thing for him to say, considering that he has...absolutely no collection that he's ever introduced Nariko to.
[Oh dear god Boxer .... If you had heard some of the shit she's managed to get away with before college .... Lawdy.]
I lost my virginity when I was twelve, so kind of from then? [There was a long break between the first time and the next, but the curiosity kicked back into gear a few months before turning thirteen. Still, the way she answers, quick and sort of offhand, unbothered by the question and even more nonplussed by her own answer is a good indication of the truth: She doesn't realize how incredibly early that is for one to have their cherry popped.
What's more important to her is that discrepancy, because she does catch it. And despite how long they've been dating she won't claim to have seen every inch of his apartment or gone through his stuff. He could easily have stuff hid away! But they're enough like bunnies that if he did have one, wouldn't it have come up?
She goes on with the story anyway.]
Exactly. At least if it's coming from the internet then I picture, like, a warehouse or something where everyone's mandated to wear gloves and keep everything clean! [She's a little bit of a neat freak jsyk - as long as she's in a good mental state.] So we get there and it's ... Not bad at all! I mean, I saw cobwebs here and there but if I expected people to maintain my standards of cleanliness they'd all be nuts.
So now there's this amazing wonderland, all the employees are female and incredibly sweet to us, never mind that it was completely illegal for us to even be there. We looked around and oohed and awed over everything but, y'know, there was this vibrator I really liked! It was teal and perfected and it had bumps all over it, and it's vibration felt like it could rattle my spine if I put it in me - I was enamored.
[Because why wouldn't Nariko Lunae love a vibrator.] But, again: It was illegal for us to be there, they let it slide but they weren't going to sell us actual toys. The box for the BDSM kit was really cute, and it was pink with a big white bow, packaged to look like a gift you'd put it under a tree. Originally it had, like, a paddle and the handcuffs and a silk mask or something - nothing at all racy. When I asked for it they said they'd sell it to me they said yes! So I just took the bow off, put the toy in, and when I paid for the kit I left the tip as the price of the toy I actually wanted!
[And that's how Nariko ended up with a baby BDSM kit. In pursuit of a far more interesting goal.]
[Twelve. Twelve! Holy shit. ...Who had sex with a twelve year old? Nariko's a force to be reckoned with but the age of consent in New Cloudbank is, er, most definitely not twelve.]
Wow. [For what it's worth, he doesn't say it like "wow, you're depraved" but more like "wow, you're really dedicated to be a nymphomaniac, and I'm kind of disappointed why I didn't take advantage of that until now."
And, to be fair, the mess between her legs is definitely not the picture of a neat freak. He did try his best to clean it up! And there's the inevitable aftermath too...]
[Boxer scoffs in amusement at the conclusion of her story.]
I knew there was a reason why I loved you.
[Ingenious and unashamed to use her ingenuity to get her some good self-loving at the young age of fourteen.]
Wanna know what my first toy was? A prostate vibe. I don't know why I thought it'd work, since by then I was used to the concept of human-sized things were not meant for kraken, but I don't think the lesson really sunk in until it was stuck inside me.
On the bright side, I learned that nothing can get truly stuck inside me.
[A thirteen-year-old, which is the better of many unsettling possibilities. And as far as that kind of mess? Well, it escapes her tyrannical desire to keep things orderly, in part because she can always just take a shower and then she's all squeaky and perfect again. But his overall reaction to her story earns a big grin out of her.
When he mentions something being stuck though she's - kind of horrified and scared for him!! But that bright side kind of turns it around.]
So you'll never end up on that 'Sex Sent Me to the E.R.' show, huh? [Which is probably for the best.]
You didn't just by that and stop, did you? There are toys that would fit!
[You just have to look at the right sites. Which, y'know, he might be doing with his mystical, hidden collection.]
[Not that he's planning or wants to send Nariko to the hospital...actually, on second thought, he's never sent anyone to the hospital that he didn't mean to.]
Well, it's...
[There's that even smile again. It breaks around the edges, showing some level of embarrassment.]
Sure, I bought a few more. Really high-quality, expensive stuff. But when I'm by myself, I like to push myself hard, and...
[He shrugs.]
Things aren't made for kraken. I got tired of wasting my money.
[Oh, he's going to love what she's got hiding for him! ... Although, let's just hope she didn't mess up the dimensions, it's perfectly valid to love that pressed, stuffed kind of feeling but she'd hate to overdo it after all that work. They'll have to see later on in the evening!]
At least you aren't hiding a collection from me! I might have been a little upset if that were the case!
[Look, she's not even vaguely surprised that he can break stuff like that, so there's no use in making a big deal about that.]
That really is a shame, though, I mean, even if it was just a sort of 'bullet' situation, it'd be worth it, right? Oh, and what if it could twist around in place, and the varying levels of intensity, pulse settings, different patterns ....
[What if he was dating an almost mechanical engineer who could put a motor to good use and only needed to dig through metal suppliers to find something he couldn't break too easily if he was spooked by something.
I wouldn't have hidden it on you, I promise. Unless you wanted to see a pile of realistically molded silicone bottoms split down the middle, which is...[He grimaces, sucking air between his teeth.] About as horrifying as it sounds.
[What if indeed. Which is why her description make him fantasize about it in the most vivid of context.]
That all sounds great...as long as it doesn't have a cord.
[That is, sadly, the piece that always failed him.]
And it's gotta be big, too, so I can...you know...feel it.
[A little horrifying, yes. But she's survived, like, a third of what he puts those things up against, right? ... Well, maybe less than that. Hm.]
No, we're absolutely a cord-free zone. They're not sexy at all.
[For her they're just annoying as fuck.]
Of course! Kind of like ... [She makes the shape of it in her hands, it really is quite sizable, he'll be able to feel it and he should feel appropriately filled with it, but it won't exactly push any of his limits. She didn't want to go overboard with the first model, because it's barely outside of the working prototype phase. Crawl, walk, run and all that.
But it's actual shape is like a emu egg, plumped up a bit and tapered into a more oval shape for a simpler insertion.]
[No, she's taken just shy of how much he tried to pull off on them. She could take even more than they did, if she ever expressed to him that she wanted to be stretched even more.]
Hmm.
[In honesty it'd probably take an ostrich egg for him to go oh, just the idea of that size turns me on but it'd actually be more than he could chew at first once you factor in the tools it'll come with. Crawl, walk, run.]
Sounds good.
[And he can only let his imagination go wild with all the different ways that she could get it nestled in that sweet spot between his balls and prostate.]
[This is really going to be a fun trip for him because, hey, if she doesn't really have to walk anywhere the next day, then ...
It's got the shape-ish of that kind of egg but not the height, it's a bit longer than it is wide, but there is a bit of a curve to it. It's definitely not something she could take without quite a bit of work and she tried to use that as a bit of a measuring stick. If it's really a stretch for her then maybe he'll at least be able to feel it? I'm bad at describing shapes I apologize]
It's a thought!
[She's still so excited, goodness. Even if it's not the success she wants it to be he'll at least know she's capable of tailoring it and maybe be excited for the prospect of durable toys.]
[He'll definitely feel it. And if the motor in it is strong--as it most definitely is, considering it's Nariko's handiwork--he'll be in heaven, even though it won't be stretching him. After all, he can take his own dick to the base, which is like seven human dicks thick, so...
All things considered, it doesn't have to stretch him. It's the motion of the ocean, and so on. Plus, he might, uh, pretend he's laying an egg when he's done with it.
Look, women aren't the only ones who can have breeding fetishes, okay?]
It's a good thought.
[Anyway, he's done now. It was a good lunch! He finishes off his lemonade.]
You, uh, wanna make a 'deposit' [and maybe clean up a little bit] before we go on our self-guided tour? Or do you want to take it with you?
[Hey, if it makes Boxer happy then she's ecstatic! Follow your heart, boyfriend, do what makes you happy so long as it's safe.]
Nah, it should be ... [She began to speak before she stood up so when that happens, well! Suddenly there's the pressure and weight of it in her, the very tempting desire to feel his come slide out and make a complete mess of her thighs. Depending on how long this tour is it might be difficult -
But that's half the fun.]
It'll be fine!
[It probably will not be, but what's life without acceptable risks?]
[Heheheheh. He loves the look on her face when she's aware of the weight of it all. And the way her dress falls over her stomach...well, no one would suspect anything out of that barely-noticeable lump, but he knows the truth--and that's what makes it all the more exciting.]
Let's head out then.
[He'll push himself behind her, thank you. He's not going to miss out on the way she walks when she's trying to keep it all in.
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[He makes it look like he's just sitting here trying to picture it, but he's really thinking about the time they'd have to invest in order to make him orgasm at least four times. Better schedule some time for it.]
We'll have to try it after dinner, then. [Just to get her anticipating it between now and then. And he'll have to come up with some ideas to keep it fresh the whole time, too.] Oh, that reminds me--did you bring any toys?
[Please, please tell him you brought toys.]
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[She, uh, actually had a bit of a surprise planned for him as far as toys were concerned! Hopefully she won't end up accidentally spoiling it in the course of this discussion.
And, to be honest, he really might not have to work to create any sense of anticipation, she'll pretty much have it going in the back of her head the entire time.]
I mean, I couldn't bring all of them but there's a pretty big variety! I also brought a lot of batteries.
[So many batteries.]
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No, no, that's reasonable. I'm sure you picked the best of the best to join us.
[And now he has something to anticipate: finding out which ones she brought. He has no idea that a newcomer has entered the ring yet.
He sets his first plate aside as he finishes it, then starts on the second. The waiter comes by with a refill on his lemonade, and Boxer finally starts removing his tentacles from Nariko, slowly and smoothly while chasing down the wetness with that napkin.]
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[This is very much the result of them being on vacation because as a respected member of New Cloudbank's government (no matter how minuscule her position in said government actually is) she can't exactly run around in that kind of stuff. It's not professional and it has to be kept behind doors! But no one's going to know who she is where they're going!
She smiles at their waiter, and it's a good thing the kid didn't look back at her because she makes a little bit of a face at the exit situation underneath their table.]
Leaving me by myself, huh? Or, wait. [And here Nariko looks down the top of her own dress and pulls away the neckline to see if she's still got a little friend in her bra!]
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[If not, it's no big deal. It's easy enough to use a tentacle as a makeshift leash.]
Wouldn't even dream of it.
[Lo and behold, the little one is still there. He waves again! He likes hanging out with his two new buddies.]
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[She's weirdly proud of the leash, okay. It's been with her since her very first vibrator, so maybe that's why she's so fond of the thing. In any case she ends up beaming. Hey, little guy!! She reaches in to give him another little tap/high five before putting her dress back in place. Have fun chilling buddy.
She tries a wonton, and then:] So, Boxer, was the timing of this trip on purpose?
[It was a pretty lengthy vacation. Timed specifically to when he'd be going through his biological fun time. It was either a major coincidence or he kind of set it up.]
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What does "starter" imply, exactly...?
[Are there levels of difficulty on leash use? If not, he's totally unaware.]
Yes and no. My friend that I got these tickets from only gave me so many options to choose from as far as location and time was concerned. Don't think that either of us wanted to go to Europa in the middle of winter. It's beautiful, I'm sure, but I don't want to freeze.
[And he gets cold very easily out of water.]
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[Every single fucking winter like clockwork, no matter how much she bundles herself up. It's like a curse. That's beside the point, of course, she hasn't forgotten about the other question.]
Have you ever seen those 'beginner bdsm' kits they sell at adult stores or online? And it's got stuff like warming lube and fuzzy handcuffs?
[Very intro, basic sort of stuff, no hard kink involved just yet.]
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[Especially not a fan of how his blood gets thicker and he wants to do nothing but sleep the entire time. Ugh. But it'd be cool if it meant more cuddling with Nariko even if she is sick. Sick and warm with fever. He'd keep her cool...]
Oh, I know of them. Never bought one. [Mostly because he's the kind of thrifty shopper to go like 'hey, i could buy these separately and save 25% of the box's whole price'.
Other than the fact that fuzzy handcuffs, warming lube, and sleeping masks are basically the kiddie pool of BDSM. He has eight whole appendages that are more BDSM than those kits.]
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Well, I did when I was fourteen, and only because of a very stupid reason that didn't actually have anything to do with sex.
['Kiddie pool' was a really great way to describe it.] Well, that's where I got the leash from, hence 'starter'. I gave the rest to Mikaela since I figured she'd enjoy the illusion of being sexually open-minded.
[So it's not particularly durable, and hardly to meant to inspire the right kind of feeling - a thin little thing she hadn't been able to let go of for whatever reason.]
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It sounds cute, either way. I just hope it can keep up with us. [He'd hate to ruin one of her favorite toys because he got a little assertive!]
[He lets out an amused huff at 'illusion of sexually open-minded.'] What was the reason you got it, if not for sex? [Fourteen! She started early. Sounds like there's a story here.]
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You might need to buckle up a little for this one, because teenager logic is golden. [And she wasn't a very cohesive kid by any means.] So, you have to realize that I'd already been pretty sexually active by then, I pretty much worked my way through half of my grade and up into the Sophomores by then, the Energizer bunny didn't have shit on me.
[Twelve and half to seventeen was a whirlwind of shitty decisions, bruises, and lots of guys and a few girls.]
But I was terrified of sex shops. I don't know why. You'd think a girl wouldn't have many standards after so much gravel's on her damn knees but they just freaked me out. I didn't like seeing them, didn't want to go in them, I got my lingerie from mall stores and crap. It was a very deep set thing.
[She raises both hands, some magical signal that she has appropriately communicated the stage. She's also a little tipsy by now.]
So what's the first thing my stupid high school friends want to do when I'm high as shit? Drag me to a sex shop, kicking and screaming, threatening to rip off limbs the whole time, because I'm a brat when I'm high.
[Which she has no been since, like, sixteen, but it's an important note. Also sorry Boxer, the dramatic pause goes here.]
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When did you start having sex, then?
[That many people in such a short amount of time...maybe that's why she can take so many of his tentacles can fit at once--maybe she's had more than one guy stuffed up there at once. Oh no, that's such a kinky mental picture. He keeps the thought to himself but he takes a large gulp of lemonade in a poor attempt to quench the thirst.
Not that he's ignoring her story.]
No, I don't blame you--some sex stores can be shady. That's why I always stuck with the internet. [He gives her an even smile--it's a surprising thing for him to say, considering that he has...absolutely no collection that he's ever introduced Nariko to.
Mystery abounds.]
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I lost my virginity when I was twelve, so kind of from then? [There was a long break between the first time and the next, but the curiosity kicked back into gear a few months before turning thirteen. Still, the way she answers, quick and sort of offhand, unbothered by the question and even more nonplussed by her own answer is a good indication of the truth: She doesn't realize how incredibly early that is for one to have their cherry popped.
What's more important to her is that discrepancy, because she does catch it. And despite how long they've been dating she won't claim to have seen every inch of his apartment or gone through his stuff. He could easily have stuff hid away! But they're enough like bunnies that if he did have one, wouldn't it have come up?
She goes on with the story anyway.]
Exactly. At least if it's coming from the internet then I picture, like, a warehouse or something where everyone's mandated to wear gloves and keep everything clean! [She's a little bit of a neat freak jsyk - as long as she's in a good mental state.] So we get there and it's ... Not bad at all! I mean, I saw cobwebs here and there but if I expected people to maintain my standards of cleanliness they'd all be nuts.
So now there's this amazing wonderland, all the employees are female and incredibly sweet to us, never mind that it was completely illegal for us to even be there. We looked around and oohed and awed over everything but, y'know, there was this vibrator I really liked! It was teal and perfected and it had bumps all over it, and it's vibration felt like it could rattle my spine if I put it in me - I was enamored.
[Because why wouldn't Nariko Lunae love a vibrator.] But, again: It was illegal for us to be there, they let it slide but they weren't going to sell us actual toys. The box for the BDSM kit was really cute, and it was pink with a big white bow, packaged to look like a gift you'd put it under a tree. Originally it had, like, a paddle and the handcuffs and a silk mask or something - nothing at all racy. When I asked for it they said they'd sell it to me they said yes! So I just took the bow off, put the toy in, and when I paid for the kit I left the tip as the price of the toy I actually wanted!
[And that's how Nariko ended up with a baby BDSM kit. In pursuit of a far more interesting goal.]
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Wow. [For what it's worth, he doesn't say it like "wow, you're depraved" but more like "wow, you're really dedicated to be a nymphomaniac, and I'm kind of disappointed why I didn't take advantage of that until now."
And, to be fair, the mess between her legs is definitely not the picture of a neat freak. He did try his best to clean it up! And there's the inevitable aftermath too...]
[Boxer scoffs in amusement at the conclusion of her story.]
I knew there was a reason why I loved you.
[Ingenious and unashamed to use her ingenuity to get her some good self-loving at the young age of fourteen.]
Wanna know what my first toy was? A prostate vibe. I don't know why I thought it'd work, since by then I was used to the concept of human-sized things were not meant for kraken, but I don't think the lesson really sunk in until it was stuck inside me.
On the bright side, I learned that nothing can get truly stuck inside me.
[Do what you will with that information.]
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When he mentions something being stuck though she's - kind of horrified and scared for him!! But that bright side kind of turns it around.]
So you'll never end up on that 'Sex Sent Me to the E.R.' show, huh? [Which is probably for the best.]
You didn't just by that and stop, did you? There are toys that would fit!
[You just have to look at the right sites. Which, y'know, he might be doing with his mystical, hidden collection.]
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[Not that he's planning or wants to send Nariko to the hospital...actually, on second thought, he's never sent anyone to the hospital that he didn't mean to.]
Well, it's...
[There's that even smile again. It breaks around the edges, showing some level of embarrassment.]
Sure, I bought a few more. Really high-quality, expensive stuff. But when I'm by myself, I like to push myself hard, and...
[He shrugs.]
Things aren't made for kraken. I got tired of wasting my money.
[That's right. His solo hijinks break toys.]
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At least you aren't hiding a collection from me! I might have been a little upset if that were the case!
[Look, she's not even vaguely surprised that he can break stuff like that, so there's no use in making a big deal about that.]
That really is a shame, though, I mean, even if it was just a sort of 'bullet' situation, it'd be worth it, right? Oh, and what if it could twist around in place, and the varying levels of intensity, pulse settings, different patterns ....
[What if he was dating an almost mechanical engineer who could put a motor to good use and only needed to dig through metal suppliers to find something he couldn't break too easily if he was spooked by something.
What if.]
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I wouldn't have hidden it on you, I promise. Unless you wanted to see a pile of realistically molded silicone bottoms split down the middle, which is...[He grimaces, sucking air between his teeth.] About as horrifying as it sounds.
[What if indeed. Which is why her description make him fantasize about it in the most vivid of context.]
That all sounds great...as long as it doesn't have a cord.
[That is, sadly, the piece that always failed him.]
And it's gotta be big, too, so I can...you know...feel it.
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No, we're absolutely a cord-free zone. They're not sexy at all.
[For her they're just annoying as fuck.]
Of course! Kind of like ... [She makes the shape of it in her hands, it really is quite sizable, he'll be able to feel it and he should feel appropriately filled with it, but it won't exactly push any of his limits. She didn't want to go overboard with the first model, because it's barely outside of the working prototype phase. Crawl, walk, run and all that.
But it's actual shape is like a emu egg, plumped up a bit and tapered into a more oval shape for a simpler insertion.]
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Hmm.
[In honesty it'd probably take an ostrich egg for him to go oh, just the idea of that size turns me on but it'd actually be more than he could chew at first once you factor in the tools it'll come with. Crawl, walk, run.]
Sounds good.
[And he can only let his imagination go wild with all the different ways that she could get it nestled in that sweet spot between his balls and prostate.]
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It's got the shape-ish of that kind of egg but not the height, it's a bit longer than it is wide, but there is a bit of a curve to it. It's definitely not something she could take without quite a bit of work and she tried to use that as a bit of a measuring stick. If it's really a stretch for her then maybe he'll at least be able to feel it?
I'm bad at describing shapes I apologize]It's a thought!
[She's still so excited, goodness. Even if it's not the success she wants it to be he'll at least know she's capable of tailoring it and maybe be excited for the prospect of durable toys.]
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All things considered, it doesn't have to stretch him. It's the motion of the ocean, and so on. Plus, he might, uh, pretend he's laying an egg when he's done with it.
Look, women aren't the only ones who can have breeding fetishes, okay?]
It's a good thought.
[Anyway, he's done now. It was a good lunch! He finishes off his lemonade.]
You, uh, wanna make a 'deposit' [and maybe clean up a little bit] before we go on our self-guided tour? Or do you want to take it with you?
[Both options are totally fine with him.]
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Nah, it should be ... [She began to speak before she stood up so when that happens, well! Suddenly there's the pressure and weight of it in her, the very tempting desire to feel his come slide out and make a complete mess of her thighs. Depending on how long this tour is it might be difficult -
But that's half the fun.]
It'll be fine!
[It probably will not be, but what's life without acceptable risks?]
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Let's head out then.
[He'll push himself behind her, thank you. He's not going to miss out on the way she walks when she's trying to keep it all in.
Especially when she's in heels.]
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