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Tiny, cute, and incredibly pregnant.

[Which is the best combination, clearly. He leans in to nuzzle her affectionately.]

With our spawn.

['Spawn' is such a weird word to describe them but, then, Boxer came out of an egg, right? 'Spawn' fits an egg better.]

Not that I mean to be weird about it, but ... [But humans don't lay eggs. Or at least they don't usually have eggs.]

Do you think they'd come out like you did?

[Wouldn't they need to be kept warm or something like. How do kraken babies work.]

[Is she actually asking or is she looking for fuel for the fantasy...]

I don't even know if kraken and humans can breed, but...

[No time to dwell on the negativity!]

What would you want it to be? Eggs or live birth?

[They're still in fuel territory.]

Hm. [What a good question. But since she isn't being too serious about any of it:]

Fuck biology, I want both.

[Somehow.] Eggs first, though.

Eggs it is, then. Enough to make you that big would be...what, a couple hundred? Enough that you'll have to spend hours laying them all.

[Should he stop? Tell him if he should stop.]

Oh, man.

[... Would that hurt? She has no idea. Maybe it's nothing like giving birth to a human child, which is pretty known to be a painful and strenuous event.]

How many times would you have to come in me to make that feasible?

[Probably more than two or three.]

[He's fond of theorizing that it would feel orgasmic to be stretched over and over again by eggs, because it's more fun to think of it like that.]

Just once.

[A load that big? Probably billions of those little things. The message to take away here is that both of them are disastrously fertile.]

But I'd fill you up with as much as possible, just to be on the safe side.

['Disastrous' is probably a very good word for it.]

Well, it's not like we'd have to worry about it catching, that's pretty much a guarantee. Hours, though.

[... Maybe it would feel good, though? Not in the most direct way, but still.]

I'd be so huge. [Before giving birth - she's still operating on the idea that it would run like a normal pregnancy so she'd grow to the fullest extent in the very last month. She snickers a bit.] You do realize I'd just be stuck and pregnant for the last half, right?

[And that's bad for him. Somehow.]

Hours. [Hey, it's a fantasy. Which means you get to define the experience as you want to.]

Oh no! I'd have to clothe you, bathe you, and feed you--I'd have to be your own personal kraken butler. But y'know what? You'd be so egg-bound that I could do whatever I want to you, whenever I want to do it, and there would be nothing you could do about it.

[She inhales a little sharply there, and when she exhales it's meant to be calming, but there's not much success to be had.]

We just finished messing around and I'm ready to go all over again.

[This is such an unfair conversation but it's oh so good to imagine.] It's not like anyone would hear it if something happened up here, right?

[Because why would you ask her to be patient enough to make it all the way back to their room?]

Now now, Nariko. We already had two public quickies. I think it's time that we slowed down and really savored it, don't you?

[He reaches down with his opposite hand to place it on her stomach.]

If you can behave yourself all the way back to our cabin, we can see how big I can make you. Does that sound good?

The first one doesn't count, you were proving a point!

[He was letting her know exactly how touchy Mario, Luigi, and Rosalina & Co. were!! Still, the initial pout is genuine but the roll of her eyes is played up and purposefully dramatic.]

Yes, dad.

[He gave her proper incentive so she'll keep her hands where they belong, and above her own waist!]

[He grins despite her played-up petulance.]

Good girl.

[He leans in to give her a kiss on her temple before wheeling their way back to their room. He doesn't go any slower than he normally would, but it does take a while to get to their room just because of how far away it is.

He'll let her open the door.]

[Oh for fuck's sake that is not a response that's going to help her situation!

For the first few minutes of their trip, which is understandably long, she's perfectly fine! She leans back and toys with her silly purchases and seems to keep herself from thinking too hard about anything. But the closer they get the more she fidgets, kicking her legs out carefully or reaching down to grab a tentacle and put it somewhere. By the time they actually get to their door she's practically jumping out of his wheelchair to slam their keycard through.]

Yes!

[They're here!!!! Come on Boxer!! Unless you want her to turn the wheels for you which, y'know, she'll do.]

[She's seriously cute when she's so fixated.]

Slow down, tiger.

[She doesn't have to wait for him to wheel in, he'll do that just fine on his own, thanks!]

You wanna dump anything we'll need on the bed? I have to go to the bathroom first.

[Before she can think to be upset at having to wait an extra few moments or two, something else occurs to her.]

Sure! Take your time!!

[And then she gets out of his chair with the right amount of care. She waves him away while putting her little trinkets on the top of their dresser. And once Boxer's out of sight it's safe enough to open up her suitcase and pull out the surprise she's dedicated weeks of her free time towards. But she didn't want to just go ahead and come out with it so Nariko pushes it under one of the pillows!

And as far as what they'll need! Lube makes sense, and .... Less clothing! So what ends up on the bed? A half naked Nariko, the hidden sex toy, and the chocolate scented lube. That's about it.]

[Not that he ever needs a whole lot of time! Given that it's, uh, not really solid. As long as the toilet manages to support his weight things don't tend to get complicated. Still, he does make sure to take as much time as possible before he opts to crawl out of the bathroom instead of using his chair, his mass of tentacles walking him over and onto the bed.

Without making much ado about it, he places himself at her feet and lifts one of them up to bring it up to his shoulder, where he takes her ankle into his mouth and rakes his sharp teeth against her skin in attempt to send shivers up her spine.]

Getting right to it, I see.

[She was about to scoot a little closer, and maybe attempt to pull him onto the bed with her but, uh, the second he puts his mouth to her skin she's still. You don't slip up with your mouth the way someone might with a needle, per say, but the man's got sharp teeth and she won't contribute to a cosmic fuck up. If nothing else he achieves his goal, knowing the force of his mouth in general is important, but it doesn't stop the thrill of it.]

[Wise choice, Nariko. He lets go when he gets to her knee.]

Thought you would appreciate it if I didn't waste your time with the preamble.

[Then he'll do the scooting up that closes the gap between them, and he holds a hand out to her.]

Can I have a pillow? Something to support the curve in your back.

[Because they might be here for a while, and she needs to be very comfortable.

You know me so well.

[And as long as she doesn't focus on what she plans on doing with him after this, none of it will be preamble! But she still accidentally goes for the wrong pillow, almost lifting it before going for the other one. Don't think about that other pillow, boyfriend, she has a plan for it.

But the other big one is handed over with a surprisingly meek little grin. They're really gonna give this a fair shot, it's finally hitting her.

... Her body will go back to normal afterward, right? It always has but. Somehow she can't help but be a little worried about it in the moment.]

[He figures she changes her mind on the pillow because she's using it for her head. No suspicion is cast. Hopefully Nariko is ready for a ride because he slides a hand under her hips and lifts her without any problem so he can stuff the pillow under her lumbar and lower her back down. As he reaches for the bottle of lube, he asks:]

Comfortable?

[Don't worry too much about the stretching...they have lots of his moisturizer with them!]

I'm uncomfortably excited. [Aside from that, which is as much of a problem as it sounds.] Otherwise, yes, perfect.

[Although it's a little weird to have one part of her lifted up a bit, so she sits up on her elbows to even it out a little more. That, and she wants to watch it happen.]

Exactly what I was hoping for.

[He spreads some of the lube on his fingers--instantly jolting with surprise and taking a whiff of it. Chocolate scented? They come up with the weirdest things...still, he reaches down to smother her with it. It's an intentionally sloppy job, because messes are fun. He's already got a plan, but it could always use an upgrade...it's not like she's getting the best view in the house up on her elbows like that.]

You got some kind of hand-held mirror?

I'm a woman of course I have a tiny mirror.

[Ignoring the sexist tone that comes with that statement: She points to her purse, which is at the end of the bed, not too far off from Boxer. She'd twist to get it but it'd mess up the pillow and all that. More importantly ...]

Why do you want a mirror?

[Now, if it was big enough so that they could see what they look like while fucking around, that'd make sense! A handheld one is a bit of a mystery.]

[He gives her a dumbfounded look with that statement. He knows plenty of women who don't carry mirrors! Uh...putting it aside, though, he reaches out with a tentacle and pulls it within Nariko's reach. Sorry, babe, but your purse is your territory and he will never betray her privacy enough to go digging for it.]

You'll see.

Literally.

[Get it?]

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