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I think it's my ass that would prune.

[It's a pool, even she couldn't manage to drown in that!! ... Hopefully. Ideally. Whatever. Maybe she'll go with the fort idea but she'd already be so close, why not just slide in and lay on him and sleep?]

That would be worse.

[Oh my god don't even make him picture what a pruned ass would look like just don't. Please leave his substitute tank alone, Nariko. He loves you but the sacrifice isn't at all worth it.]

[... It really would be worse, but it just makes her laugh - and puts a weirdly disgusted look on her face, so that might not be the best combination.]

That's awful, holy crap! [Snerk.] Alright, no pruning, I'll stay on the bed.

[Or she'll go with the pillow fort, she can't decide right now.]

[Still dead sexy even when she's making ridiculous faces.]

Good girl.

[Have another kiss on your belly.]

One of these days I want to be able to sleep next to you.

[Without forcing his tentacles to dry up and become uncomfortable. She musses up his hair.] This works for now, though.

[He grins as she musses his hair. Be thankful you're not with the kind of guy that super uptight about his hair. Yet it always looks good in a youthful way.]

If we could make a room cool and humid enough...

[But that begs the question: would she be comfortable in conditions like that?]

[She's incredibly grateful for that, as well as jealous of how easy it is for him to basically wake up and look flawless. Nariko has to put time into at least half of her own good looks. But she likes to see his hair neat so for all her mussing she also puts it back in order pretty quickly.]

It'd have to be like your bedroom, right? [It's pretty humid in there! But maybe that's just to help his tank? She doesn't know, but it's pretty easy to sleep in there every night!]

[That's not true--it's just that disheveled looks damn good on him! He leans affectionately into her touching.]

Maybe more humid than that.

[She's got the right idea, though. And it's probably caused by the tank rather than for it. Maybe they can find some sort of overpowered humidifier...]

Hm, that'd be bearable, though!

[She'd still be able to breathe, probably just wouldn't be able to wear anything to bed, since it'd be a little clammy and humid and all.] Even if it was only once in a while, it'd be worth it to sleep next to you.

[Especially all, y'know, round and stuff. She laughs, though.] I feel like a weird stalker sometimes when I look at you through the glass.

[He laughs.]

How do you think I feel?

[A pause, then he shrugs.]

It's comfortable in there, but it's hard to fall asleep without cuddling your girlfriend. Especially right after sex.

[You know, she's really glad to hear that it bothers him too, makes her feel less ridiculous about the whole thing.]

Maybe we can look into finding a solution for it in the relative future. Now that I know it bothers you too I can brainstorm a little.

[She came up with the first vibrating sex toy meant for a kraken. She can probably work this out, too.]

[He lets out a light chuckle and leans in to give her a kiss on the lips.]

I love it when you're being clever.

Mm, remember that later on, okay? Particularly sometime tomorrow.

[Presumably after she wasn't all blown up and would be able to maneuver a little better!]

It'd be so nice, though, waking up next to each other every morning, cuddling without the threat of drowning ...

[One more kiss goes here.]

Which part?

[Speaking of being blown up, there's a little bit of movement starting up inside her...]

Or drying up. [Yeah, it sounds nice...and it should be possible if they plan it right!]

That you love my cleverness.

[Oh, he's not done? She kind of thought he was tapped out for the next few hours! What a nice surprise.]

No, drying up isn't any good, even if it does give me an excuse to offer very thorough massages.

Oh. [Pff.] Easy.

[Few hours!! Is she really prepared to sit around stretched like this for that long?! Look, he doesn't have a whole lot of vitality just yet, but he's trying.]

Unfortunately, you can't oil-massage my gills.

[Actually considering their size difference she probably could if he managed deepthroating her arm.]

[She's gonna do her best!! Whether it can be pulled off right now is something else.]

Probably not, no. [Because why not deep throat your girlfriend's arm!] I can probably kiss a lot of things better but that's probably not on the list at all.

[Due in small part to her general confusion about his gills. She can parse out the multiple hearts and his size and even the weird water expulsion deal! But somehow it's the gills that confuse her - thank goodness she was too prideful to admit it.]

[Because deepthroating has--so far--proven itself to be very dangerous? Doesn't mean he doesn't want to like burning, but...still...]

I'd rather you give me a bunch of kisses while I'm retaining moisture.

[She's more than welcome to ask!]

[Hey, if he really expresses the desire and they have a way to communicate any immediate discomfort then she'll give it a shot ... Probably just a little hesitantly because she doesn't want him to, y'know, choke to death, but.]

But that defeats the point. [She gives him a little fake pout.] I can send delicate air kisses to your gills.

[If she asks then isn't that like someone asking if her boobs are natural or something ...]

[Speaking of which! He doesn't give those beauties the love and attention they deserve, do they?]

Aw.

[He sits up and makes a heart shape with his hands over the dip where his clavicles meet. Presumably where his gills are?]

They appreciate the gesture.

[No one can love her boobs more than she does, but Boxer is very, extremely welcome to give it a shot, despite being an ass man as far as his girlfriend's opinion is concerned.]

I'm determined to make sure every part of you knows that I love it.

[It's like her second mission life, so he gets a little air kiss aimed at the heart shape he's made with his hands! ... He'll just have to forgive the little yawn that pops up towards the end.]

Are you gonna keep me plugged all night? [Usually one wouldn't be able to nap or sleep with a dick in them but ... This is Boxer. Granted, at some point they're gonna need to use the actual toy for this very specific purpose.]

[He'll try. And he thinks he's an ass man too, but if you really pushed him he'd have to admit there's not a single part on Nariko that he doesn't care for.

The yawn is...a little alarming, even though he's pretty sure she doesn't mean to be passive-aggressive with it. His smile weakens to something a little more sheepish.]

Um...I know this probably isn't the sexiest thing to say, but I have to admit...it wouldn't be preferable.

[It takes a significant amount of effort to keep his dick out when it's not erect.]

Was hoping you'd have a plan.

[It's exhausting, stretching your body out! Or maybe just the whole thing, who knows. It's managed to be an emotional trip as much as a sexual one, after all.]

No, it's okay! To be honest I'm kind of relieved to hear that.

[She's just as sheepish admitting it.] I brought toys. The turquoise one should work.

[Nariko kind of ... Rolls to one side, because her suitcase isn't that far off so she can try to get it!! ... No, this is probably a bad idea and not the moment to be incredibly independent about every little thing.]

Woah, hold on.

[As much fun as it is to watch her wobble around with that big belly, maybe they shouldn't risk her moving in just the wrong way and have a huge mess on their hands.]

Can I get it for you instead?

[She'll have to explain where it is, but still...he can reach just about anywhere in this room without moving his body.]

I can ... [But the way she's twisting her body right now is putting an incredible amount of pressure in all the wrong places, so she gets his point rather quickly.] ... Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Thanks.

[Ahem.]

It's in the suitcase with the black diamond pattern. The toys are at the bottom underneath my pile of swimsuits. There's only one turquoise one.

[If nothing else she can at least be thorough.]

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