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[Pout pout pout!!!!

... God, Boxer, why do you have to make her accept that you don't need her mother henning all over you? At least she's willing to swallow the little chip to her pride. After all, he's right, it's not as if he wasn't smart enough to take care of himself, he'd been alone too long to do anything but! Still, she couldn't help being a little concerned.

But she'll have to do that quietly, and instead look at the silver lining.]

Well, that means you'll be able to take the time off during the summer and we can fuck like we're about to start a whole colony!

[A beautiful, beautiful silver lining.]

[He really appreciates it, though. It's nice to know that someone's gonna be watching his back even for the little...large things in life.]

Heh. [A whole colony!} Really weren't kidding about that breeding fantasy, huh?

[It does sound like a fantastic idea though. Something to look forward to every year: sex sabbaticals.]

[She'll pretty much watch out for every aspect of his life if he doesn't tell her to calm down any. Thankfully she's not the micromanaging type, but expect her to pay note to every little detail for any possible future use!]

Not really.

[Not at all, actually! But it's difficult to explain why, all she can do is flush a tiny bit.] I mean, it's not something I've ever been able to admit to.

[You say the word 'breed' to a human man, it means something a little different and considerably more terrifying, even as a fantasy.] So it's kind of fun to indulge in.

[It's cute. It's really cute to see someone that is so confident and skilled at sex have a kink that she's actually a little shy about!

And the idea that he'd be able to achieve that for her is really exciting. He nuzzles the top of her head affectionately.]

So if we were to play it out... [and it's practically a guarantee that they will,] what would your ideal fantasy include...?

Well - I mean ...

[Is it still cute if she has difficulty getting the words out? ] I don't really - y'know, I don't know how it works when you can have an instinct like that. I just.

[Ahahahahaha, kill her. KILL HER THIS IS EMBARRASSING.]

I mean it's - hard to have a specific fantasy I just ... Think about being knocked up with a lot at once. [Try to be patient with her Boxer she's not used to being this uncertain or unsure of herself. But for all of the complicated feelings there's no denying the excitement that comes with mentioning the whole deal, so try not to mind her squirming, too.]

[Absolutely. Adorable.]

It's okay, [he says softly, feeling her tension. He rubs her back with her squirming.] We can see how much of my load you can hold, and pretend it's your newest brood...could be kind of messy in the end, though.

[Not to mention that he's gonna be probably spent as fuck when that happens. Will he have enough energy to play pretend? It's hard to say. Plus he might need to physically plug her up, unless she's brought something for that.]

Or we could go back to basics and stuff your shirt. Won't get the benefit of feeling the weight or the stretch, but you'll have the size--plus we'd be able to play to the fantasy all day.

[There might be a little bit of an misunderstanding as far as the particular brand of tension involved, but she tries to relax all the same.]

N-No. I want to feel it the right way. Even if it takes a little more work. [She didn't bring anything specifically for plugging but there are a few toys among the bunch that can stand in for that! She'll have to practice a lot more, but the final result will be worthwhile. Even thinking about it creates a nervous sort of anxiousness in her, but that's half the fun.]

I should at least be able to manage half the day after some practice. [Look, if you're going to get involved with a fantasy like this then you have to be as authentic as possible! No cutting corners. So that's her goal for now, but she'll work up to a full day given more time.

... Of course she's more than aware that Boxer would be tired, but what about when he wakes up, sees her all swollen and rounded out, as if she were really pregnant? It's an incredibly tempting image, and it's what she wants.]

[Yeah, he's misunderstanding. At least he's trying, right...?]

Fair enough. Just don't push yourself too hard, okay? It's not something we have to perfect on the first try.

[And that means that they're going to have lots...and lots...and lots of "breeding sessions".

And yes, he is underestimating the effect seeing her huge is going to have on him.]

I know. But it's exciting!

[Really goddamn exciting. She turns in his lap a bit to kiss him properly, both arms slinking around his neck.] I want you to see me like that.

[Who knows why. A preview for the future, maybe? To test it out? Simply to have fun? Because she's usually so controlling of her appearance that dramatically altering it holds a little bit of appeal? There's a lot of possibilities.] I'm sort of curious, though, what's in it for you?

[Because this doesn't seem like one of those things where he's just having fun for the sake of it.]

[How about all the above?]

You ask me that as if it's impossible that it might be my fetish, too.

[Oop, there it is.]

[All of the above, then.]

Well, I kind of got that. [Admittedly that's a good dose of the appeal. It's a thing that has less to do with him sort of just going along for the ride, it's a real, solid concept they can both share. And what's a healthy relationship without some shared kinks?!]

I mean, is there something specific or is it just the whole thing ... [And here's where she hopes to surprise him a bit.] Maybe it's that kraken can have their own kids, too?

[Look at her, she cracked open a book! Maybe a somewhat difficult one to find, since he wasn't exactly the most common monsterkind to run into, but still!]

I never put that much thought into it. All I really know is that whenever an expectant mother is within sight, I get all sorts of bothered. The tinier the mother, the bigger the load, the better. Something about the picture is...like being gifted with the presence of a powerful goddess.

[It feels so shameful to admit it out loud! Jeez.]

I'm not sure if kraken breeding has anything to do with it...

[Since it's all a mystery to him. A mystery that the two of them will have to figure out together when the time is right.]

[She's far more curious about the possibilities than she'd expected, but frankly the 'powerful goddess' part is very distracting. In part because pregnant women probably don't feel so powerful. Still! There's nothing to feel shameful about! If nothing else it's very comforting.]

Hm. [She leans back a bit to actually take in the great differences in their sizes rather than being dully aware of it and adjusting without much thought.] Well, I'm pretty tiny in comparison to you?

[That has to count.]

[It's powerful because they don't feel powerful! Despite the burden, they're still kicking ass, out on the city streets instead of hiding indoors, showing off all of all those...gorgeous...wide...curves...

Focus. Focus.]

Everyone is tiny compared to me.

[Not forgetting that she's totally into that:]

But you are exceptionally tiny and cute.

I haven't quite finished my transformation into a kitten, only then will I have reached maximum 'tiny and cute' status.

[Said with a big smile, as she leans up to kiss him again before settling into the chair again. ]

Although the new goal is 'big and incredibly pregnant' so I guess I should shift my values.

Tiny, cute, and incredibly pregnant.

[Which is the best combination, clearly. He leans in to nuzzle her affectionately.]

With our spawn.

['Spawn' is such a weird word to describe them but, then, Boxer came out of an egg, right? 'Spawn' fits an egg better.]

Not that I mean to be weird about it, but ... [But humans don't lay eggs. Or at least they don't usually have eggs.]

Do you think they'd come out like you did?

[Wouldn't they need to be kept warm or something like. How do kraken babies work.]

[Is she actually asking or is she looking for fuel for the fantasy...]

I don't even know if kraken and humans can breed, but...

[No time to dwell on the negativity!]

What would you want it to be? Eggs or live birth?

[They're still in fuel territory.]

Hm. [What a good question. But since she isn't being too serious about any of it:]

Fuck biology, I want both.

[Somehow.] Eggs first, though.

Eggs it is, then. Enough to make you that big would be...what, a couple hundred? Enough that you'll have to spend hours laying them all.

[Should he stop? Tell him if he should stop.]

Oh, man.

[... Would that hurt? She has no idea. Maybe it's nothing like giving birth to a human child, which is pretty known to be a painful and strenuous event.]

How many times would you have to come in me to make that feasible?

[Probably more than two or three.]

[He's fond of theorizing that it would feel orgasmic to be stretched over and over again by eggs, because it's more fun to think of it like that.]

Just once.

[A load that big? Probably billions of those little things. The message to take away here is that both of them are disastrously fertile.]

But I'd fill you up with as much as possible, just to be on the safe side.

['Disastrous' is probably a very good word for it.]

Well, it's not like we'd have to worry about it catching, that's pretty much a guarantee. Hours, though.

[... Maybe it would feel good, though? Not in the most direct way, but still.]

I'd be so huge. [Before giving birth - she's still operating on the idea that it would run like a normal pregnancy so she'd grow to the fullest extent in the very last month. She snickers a bit.] You do realize I'd just be stuck and pregnant for the last half, right?

[And that's bad for him. Somehow.]

Hours. [Hey, it's a fantasy. Which means you get to define the experience as you want to.]

Oh no! I'd have to clothe you, bathe you, and feed you--I'd have to be your own personal kraken butler. But y'know what? You'd be so egg-bound that I could do whatever I want to you, whenever I want to do it, and there would be nothing you could do about it.

[She inhales a little sharply there, and when she exhales it's meant to be calming, but there's not much success to be had.]

We just finished messing around and I'm ready to go all over again.

[This is such an unfair conversation but it's oh so good to imagine.] It's not like anyone would hear it if something happened up here, right?

[Because why would you ask her to be patient enough to make it all the way back to their room?]

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