[You know, it's probably better to just come out with it.]
You're a pretty charming for a guy that's so isolated, Boxer.
[And it did strike her as a little bit odd, because of the misconception that loner-ish types were awkward and didn't enjoy engaging with other people. And also because, well, he seemed entirely on his own even now. He probably had coworkers and she didn't doubt that he tended to meet people similar to how he'd run into her but it didn't seem as if any of them had stuck in his life.
So, yeah, he was incredibly warm and personable for someone who had been alone for so long.]
You're a pretty charming for a guy that's so isolated, Boxer.
[And it did strike her as a little bit odd, because of the misconception that loner-ish types were awkward and didn't enjoy engaging with other people. And also because, well, he seemed entirely on his own even now. He probably had coworkers and she didn't doubt that he tended to meet people similar to how he'd run into her but it didn't seem as if any of them had stuck in his life.
So, yeah, he was incredibly warm and personable for someone who had been alone for so long.]
[The implied horror is nearly palpable.]
Silk, Boxer, I was thinking of silk. But even that might be too rough.
[So she kind of was, yes, but she also had the sense to quickly retract the idea. Latex does sound like a much better idea.]
Silk, Boxer, I was thinking of silk. But even that might be too rough.
[So she kind of was, yes, but she also had the sense to quickly retract the idea. Latex does sound like a much better idea.]
That isn't an erection ... [She's just talking to herself for a brief moment there because even soft he's girthy as hell. Shit.]
It's almost a good thing we can't share a bed, then. [Almost, because the one thing she dislikes is that they can only share the same general sleeping area. But it also means that he doesn't know how incredibly warm she gets, though past bedmates have told her it's pretty uncomfortable, maybe it wouldn't be different with him but she can dream!]
Have I mentioned that I love your body.
[Because she does. He's big and comforting, and no one else can fuck her nearly as well, too.]
It's almost a good thing we can't share a bed, then. [Almost, because the one thing she dislikes is that they can only share the same general sleeping area. But it also means that he doesn't know how incredibly warm she gets, though past bedmates have told her it's pretty uncomfortable, maybe it wouldn't be different with him but she can dream!]
Have I mentioned that I love your body.
[Because she does. He's big and comforting, and no one else can fuck her nearly as well, too.]
[... She can't say anything to that because, uh, the only reason she's not in a rush about any of that is because most of it's already decided, and there are at least four backup options, and extra possibilities for anything that he might suggest. If he could see the history on her computer he'd know how ruthlessly devoted she's been to every single little detail.
But Boxer is very cool and casual, she's not stupid enough to let him see how very not casual she is about it all. Hence:] It wasn't that bad.
We could go after the dancing? So about three more hours, possibly four.
But Boxer is very cool and casual, she's not stupid enough to let him see how very not casual she is about it all. Hence:] It wasn't that bad.
We could go after the dancing? So about three more hours, possibly four.
I haven't quite finished my transformation into a kitten, only then will I have reached maximum 'tiny and cute' status.
[Said with a big smile, as she leans up to kiss him again before settling into the chair again. ]
Although the new goal is 'big and incredibly pregnant' so I guess I should shift my values.
[Said with a big smile, as she leans up to kiss him again before settling into the chair again. ]
Although the new goal is 'big and incredibly pregnant' so I guess I should shift my values.
[.... Man, somehow she can't get to the thought she's trying to communicate, but maybe that means it's better to keep it to herself. It's something that happens every so often and since it's not as if they won't see each other again she lets it go with his kisses.]
I'm not sure you could make a bad impression even if you wanted to.
[There's a little snicker that follows.] You're the sweetest killer monster I ever met on a beach I wasn't supposed to be sunbathing on.
I'm not sure you could make a bad impression even if you wanted to.
[There's a little snicker that follows.] You're the sweetest killer monster I ever met on a beach I wasn't supposed to be sunbathing on.
Hospital gloves.
[Yeah, latex, the word just hasn't come to her, it will in the relatively near future. And because they're apparently of the same mind here:]
... I still have my nurse outfit from Halloween!
[It was such a nice getup, too! He might end up seeing pictures later on.]
[Yeah, latex, the word just hasn't come to her, it will in the relatively near future. And because they're apparently of the same mind here:]
... I still have my nurse outfit from Halloween!
[It was such a nice getup, too! He might end up seeing pictures later on.]
[She would never. It's just an exciting event, one she's wanted for such a long time and now it's becoming a real thing and she's elated over it! And her elation takes the form of finding seven million different things to love and pick and imagine at work! But that would probably stress him out a bit, so she's keeping it to herself.
He'll have to deal with the appearance of a few bridal magazines around his apartment, though.]
They'll ask, but it's okay to tell them no. [Dancing is a big thing with this group.] It'll mostly just be me. [She kisses his forehead.] We'll eat and talk, and I'm sure my grandma will show up at some point, I'll dance, and then we'll go home.
[It doesn't sound nearly as long when it's segmented like that, right? There's just four objectives and the last one is the easiest!]
He'll have to deal with the appearance of a few bridal magazines around his apartment, though.]
They'll ask, but it's okay to tell them no. [Dancing is a big thing with this group.] It'll mostly just be me. [She kisses his forehead.] We'll eat and talk, and I'm sure my grandma will show up at some point, I'll dance, and then we'll go home.
[It doesn't sound nearly as long when it's segmented like that, right? There's just four objectives and the last one is the easiest!]
[You know if not for the activity going on below her waist, both painful and not, she'd immediately ask why he doesn't already completely adore it to the point of outright vanity! But the little note about cramps gets her attention first, and might explain the odd angle that her teeth accidentally scrap over his torso. Thank goodness they're blunt, normal human teeth.]
Seriously?
[That's - hell, that's probably logical, right?] And that's not at all - weird for you?
[It's an honest question, because it's pretty weird of her to be simultaneously aware of the pain that comes from said cramps and the pleasure that's stemming from even the vaguest sexual contact, including the stretching that she's more than eager for.]
Seriously?
[That's - hell, that's probably logical, right?] And that's not at all - weird for you?
[It's an honest question, because it's pretty weird of her to be simultaneously aware of the pain that comes from said cramps and the pleasure that's stemming from even the vaguest sexual contact, including the stretching that she's more than eager for.]
['Spawn' is such a weird word to describe them but, then, Boxer came out of an egg, right? 'Spawn' fits an egg better.]
Not that I mean to be weird about it, but ... [But humans don't lay eggs. Or at least they don't usually have eggs.]
Do you think they'd come out like you did?
[Wouldn't they need to be kept warm or something like. How do kraken babies work.]
Not that I mean to be weird about it, but ... [But humans don't lay eggs. Or at least they don't usually have eggs.]
Do you think they'd come out like you did?
[Wouldn't they need to be kept warm or something like. How do kraken babies work.]
[For a guy that can turn ships into tinder he's really too damn sweet. And she always wants kisses! They're never a bad idea.]
And it's just been awful! From the non-judgement about my eating habits to actually experiencing an epic sex life again! You have to know that I've been absolutely miserable the whole time, Boxer.
[She can't even make it through half of that with a straight face, and to make up for it she tries to catch him in a real kiss.] It's been so bad that I haven't learned my lesson, you might be stuck with me for a bit.
[Hopefully a very lengthy amount of time.]
And it's just been awful! From the non-judgement about my eating habits to actually experiencing an epic sex life again! You have to know that I've been absolutely miserable the whole time, Boxer.
[She can't even make it through half of that with a straight face, and to make up for it she tries to catch him in a real kiss.] It's been so bad that I haven't learned my lesson, you might be stuck with me for a bit.
[Hopefully a very lengthy amount of time.]
[White! But a pink one would be cute, too.
And while it can't ever be said that she isn't adventurous she's ... What would he want a speculum for? Except to maybe -
Oh.]
I don't think it'd be that difficult. There's the internet and medical stores, so ...
[So they're going to drown and have a lot of fun along the way.]
And while it can't ever be said that she isn't adventurous she's ... What would he want a speculum for? Except to maybe -
Oh.]
I don't think it'd be that difficult. There's the internet and medical stores, so ...
[So they're going to drown and have a lot of fun along the way.]
[It's mostly because she's still partially convinced this is all a dream that'll go terribly wrong if she acknowledges it too much. And in the moment she doesn't really want her hands back so they end up on his shoulders to squeeze somewhat firmly.]
You're going to be just fine, and even if you aren't there's nothing that you can do that would really be that bad.
[One more kiss before the penultimate question:] Are you ready?
[It's about time to enjoy the food and for all of his valid worries she thinks he'll be able to get into all that just fine. Nothing wipes you of your insecurities quite like home cooked food.]
You're going to be just fine, and even if you aren't there's nothing that you can do that would really be that bad.
[One more kiss before the penultimate question:] Are you ready?
[It's about time to enjoy the food and for all of his valid worries she thinks he'll be able to get into all that just fine. Nothing wipes you of your insecurities quite like home cooked food.]
[The wheelchair and the weight thing are especially understandable, but she might not ever be able to agree with the disdain for his size. Just means there's a lot more of him to love and pay well deserved attention.
She can't answer him immediately. The pressure is a little weird simply because she's never felt it before, once she's adjusted and stopped focusing on his presence inside her then she can work out a genuine reaction.] I think it is, yes.
[It's still pretty angry but there is a notable bit of relief that comes with him pressing at it, more an eight on the pain scale than an eleven.]
She can't answer him immediately. The pressure is a little weird simply because she's never felt it before, once she's adjusted and stopped focusing on his presence inside her then she can work out a genuine reaction.] I think it is, yes.
[It's still pretty angry but there is a notable bit of relief that comes with him pressing at it, more an eight on the pain scale than an eleven.]
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