[Thirteen-year-old Noriko has an interesting taste in television. He huffs a laugh.]

You've got the right idea, at least. Clear the area, don't try to hold me down, call the ambulance if it lasts longer than three minutes.

But honestly, the most important part is to stay calm. I know it's scary to witness, but the last thing I need to see when my head comes back to me is Noriko freaking out. For what it's worth, I usually know when they're coming on, so I can give you heads-up.

Hopefully they'll be less common now that we'll actually get to have control over our sleep schedules.