Wow. I had no idea.

[...clearly.]

I always thought pornography was like the wild west of cinematography. No rules, total anarchy, competition for the sluttiest actors...I had no idea that they were organized enough to have an awards ceremony.

Those judges must watch an ungodly amount of porn.

[A beat.]

Did you ever consider it? Becoming a porn star.

[She seems like she has the "lots of sex" requirement handled.]