[Boxer will clearly never be as enamored with them as she is but that's okay, as long as he's willing to sit through them with her and listen to her go on and on and on!]
Yes!! Oh, do you have popcorn?!
[They might as well be at the start of their date again because she's all sorts of excited.]
[Oh, she's so happy right now. Boxer is the most gorgeous, perfect man in the world as far as she's concerned.] I want that one!
[She'd try to make it herself but, uh, his appliances don't need that kind of stress in their lives, and if she wants to catch the beginning of the movie she has to go get the DVR going anyway. But Boxer gets a little air kiss for his appreciation of popcorn.]
[He's a good one, at that, because she pouts at the idea of eating before getting to the sweet stuff, but quite obediently finished up with the television and then came back to the table.]
Man, that looks good!
[And she really shouldn't eat two dinners in one night but ... She'll run a little more tomorrow, it'll be fine.]
Can I just hire you to feed me so I don't have to eat out all the time?
I have a policy of not allowing my partners to hire me. But you can just ask me to make something whenever you please--all you have to repay me with is some of your time. What do you want to drink?
[She's not a pet!!! ... Except she really is going for the food so maybe it's only fair. She's halfway through when it occurs to Nariko to maybe breathe while eating and it's a good opportunity to ask:]
What are you thanking me for, you're the awesome date, here!
[It's not a show if it's really how she feels! But she has the decency to get a little flushed at that.]
They should! It's been a long time since I've had a home cooked meal [Quick or not.] and they're meant to be cherished!
[She taps at her fish.] Besides, this is kind of nice, right? I don't even remember the last time I sat at a dining room table that wasn't out in public. It makes the food taste even better.
[Wow, her life is kind of pathetic outside of the awesome job.]
[It's not super quick for him--one of the longer ones, to be honest, because he doesn't usually do a whole lot of Really Involved cooking, except for holidays.]
Never thought of the table as a spice before.
[He's just being silly though. But no, Nariko doesn't seem pathetic. Just a workaholic.]
You must spend an awful lot of money on food if you're always eating out...
[If he did that he probably wouldn't have as much money saved up as he does.]
It's my second highest expense every month, I almost spend as much on food as I do rent.
[Because on top of eating out every single day for every single meal? It's always expensive stuff - This is a woman that would need a few seconds to understand the concept and usefulness of a dollar menu.]
I mean, once upon a time it wasn't like that but, you know, people get busy, work is intense, all that.
[In other words: Her now ex-boyfriend used to do the cooking but somewhere along the way they had both fallen out of the habit completely, and reduced their nightly dinners to take-out and taking separate ends of the couch, barely talking to each other.
So compared to that the table and Boxer's warmer, all around nice presence is definitely a great spice.]
[Because Boxer will never fall out of the habit of feeding himself, and when you make enough food to satiate a kraken's appetite, you might as well make another Nariko-sized portion.]
[?? She tilts her head at him a little curiously at that but doesn't pursue it. In all honesty she doesn't want to bother him too much. It'd be a shame if he got sick of her before they really got into anything meaningful.]
Middle Eastern, but that's got to be one of the few cuisines that's a little sparse around here. [But only that. There's a few great food trucks, two hole in the wall places, and one upper scale fusion restaurant. You can get anything in this city - except for your grandma's cooking.]
But next to that, anything quick and tasty is greater. Panini's, creative salads, burgers, rice ... [Hm.] I should just go ahead and admit that I'll eat just about everything.
I'm the best critic you could ask for, I grew up eating the absolute best of it.
[She's also an incredibly soft hearted critic and might not be very good at telling him if he was too far off the mark or not. Luckily Boxer's probably as good at cooking anything he wants as he is charming, so it probably won't be an issue. But the Mystery Jan's comment gets him the hint of her tongue stuck out in his direction.]
Look, it pays to be adventurous and up for anything! That's the 'mystery' part!
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[He sits back in his chair.]
Good question.
[Because he apparently has to think about it???]
I guess...sci-fi? Action? Along those lines.
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Maybe the guy just didn't watch a lot of movies. That probably wouldn't last very long with her around.]
I feel like you're one degree from an 'I don't know'.
[Which, hey, that's cool! She's not judging! But still.]
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He gives a noncommittal shrug.]
I'll watch just about anything.
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So you'll totally watch a thriller with me? [Pleeeaaasseee, Boxer???] It just came out on cable tonight and I was going to DVR it ...
[But she ended up here, near a TV and a really great cuddle buddy!]
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[So noncommittal. Movies are movies.]
Wanna go back out there and program mine to record it? The food'll be done by the time you come back.
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Yes!! Oh, do you have popcorn?!
[They might as well be at the start of their date again because she's all sorts of excited.]
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Boxer scoffs.]
Do I have popcorn.
[He reaches a tentacle across the kitchen to open up a cabinet. He only has a few bags of microwave popcorn and a bottle of air-pop.
A few dozen.
And a couple of selections to make flavored popcorn too. Powdered cheese, caramel, butter, salt, and so on...]
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[Oh, she's so happy right now. Boxer is the most gorgeous, perfect man in the world as far as she's concerned.] I want that one!
[She'd try to make it herself but, uh, his appliances don't need that kind of stress in their lives, and if she wants to catch the beginning of the movie she has to go get the DVR going anyway. But Boxer gets a little air kiss for his appreciation of popcorn.]
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[Because he can be a mother hen, too. As she finishes up programming the DVR to record, Boxer calls out from the kitchen.]
Dinner is served!
[Indeed, he already has the table set and the portions divided out on plates!]
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Man, that looks good!
[And she really shouldn't eat two dinners in one night but ... She'll run a little more tomorrow, it'll be fine.]
Can I just hire you to feed me so I don't have to eat out all the time?
[All. The. Time.]
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I have a policy of not allowing my partners to hire me. But you can just ask me to make something whenever you please--all you have to repay me with is some of your time. What do you want to drink?
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But if I ask you then you might be busy or say no.
[And that'd just be awful. Or she'd go back to endless buckets of Chinese food.] Just water!
[She'd offer to help but it seems like Boxer has it all covered, so she sits!]
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[He really doesn't want someone dependant on him...
He brings her back a glass of icewater, as he does for himself, and digs in.]
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Thank you! [For the food! The incredibly delicious food that she eats at a careful, polite pace and then just goes ahead and devours.
It's good, Boxer! Very, very good.]
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Thank you.
[She's cute! Lookit her go.]
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What are you thanking me for, you're the awesome date, here!
[And she didn't do any of the cooking.]
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Because you're making quite the show of enjoying my food. Don't think anyone's ever given me such high praise before.
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They should! It's been a long time since I've had a home cooked meal [Quick or not.] and they're meant to be cherished!
[She taps at her fish.] Besides, this is kind of nice, right? I don't even remember the last time I sat at a dining room table that wasn't out in public. It makes the food taste even better.
[Wow, her life is kind of pathetic outside of the awesome job.]
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Never thought of the table as a spice before.
[He's just being silly though. But no, Nariko doesn't seem pathetic. Just a workaholic.]
You must spend an awful lot of money on food if you're always eating out...
[If he did that he probably wouldn't have as much money saved up as he does.]
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[Because on top of eating out every single day for every single meal? It's always expensive stuff - This is a woman that would need a few seconds to understand the concept and usefulness of a dollar menu.]
I mean, once upon a time it wasn't like that but, you know, people get busy, work is intense, all that.
[In other words: Her now ex-boyfriend used to do the cooking but somewhere along the way they had both fallen out of the habit completely, and reduced their nightly dinners to take-out and taking separate ends of the couch, barely talking to each other.
So compared to that the table and Boxer's warmer, all around nice presence is definitely a great spice.]
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[Because Boxer will never fall out of the habit of feeding himself, and when you make enough food to satiate a kraken's appetite, you might as well make another Nariko-sized portion.]
What kind of food do you like the most?
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Middle Eastern, but that's got to be one of the few cuisines that's a little sparse around here. [But only that. There's a few great food trucks, two hole in the wall places, and one upper scale fusion restaurant. You can get anything in this city - except for your grandma's cooking.]
But next to that, anything quick and tasty is greater. Panini's, creative salads, burgers, rice ... [Hm.] I should just go ahead and admit that I'll eat just about everything.
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[As for the 'everything'.] Yeah, I kinda gathered when you said you liked Mystery Jans.
[Yuck. Stick with him, babe, he'll feed you better than that.]
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[She's also an incredibly soft hearted critic and might not be very good at telling him if he was too far off the mark or not. Luckily Boxer's probably as good at cooking anything he wants as he is charming, so it probably won't be an issue. But the Mystery Jan's comment gets him the hint of her tongue stuck out in his direction.]
Look, it pays to be adventurous and up for anything! That's the 'mystery' part!
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I wouldn't call "topping a flatbread from the meat trimmings from other flatbreads" an adventure. I call it a heart attack.
[Look at them bickering like they've always been together...]
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have i been gone for long enough? smh
ahhhhhhhhhh!!! YOU CAME BACK such joy ;_;
i can't promise i'll be even remotely as active as i used to be but i have missed this terribly
that's cool we can take it one thread at a time if that's easier -- are you doing okay tho?
how could i ever choose though? also: yes!
ehh will start here and wing it. And good!
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