[She's a little startled by that! But thankfully he won't see that play out on her face, instead Nariko just goes with it, resting one arm over his shoulder. The other reaches up so she can pet his hair and let him take refuse in her boobs, they're certainly big enough for it, and it makes her happy that even when he's tapped out he can still find some refuge in her. It's selfish, of course, and that's why it won't ever be vocalized!
He's probably right, though. Meeting a family is way more personal than turning on some charm and entertaining people at will. That, and she knows he has the kind of personality that's just right for being both genuine and aloof in the same turn. But he doesn't exactly have that freedom, and it's easy to see how stifling that might.]
Yes, I think they love you.
[She leans down just enough to kiss his temple before righting herself.] You're sweet and polite, and more than half of them have never even seen a crab, so I think you get major points for that alone.
[He will always find refuge in her tits. They're plenty big enough to hide his face in, and not a lot of women can boast that. It gives him that tight-places kind of soothing effect, so he's lowering his stress levels by sitting like this. Kraken science!]
Oh, good. Good...
[After a pause, he looks up at her.]
Wait--is your uncle going to know how to cook them...?
[He doesn't give her a whole lot of time to respond before his face goes right back into her cleavage.]
[Bless Kraken science, and bless whatever interesting part of her own brain chemistry that enjoys having her boobs used as a squishy shelf.]
Probably not, but Rami should and I saw him around.
[So the first batch might be kind of bad, but they'll figure it out quickly enough. The real entertainment will be watching everyone figure out how to eat the crab.]
You know, I really do love seeing you with all them. [He'll probably feel her laugh more than hear it.] But I think I've gotten very used to having you to myself.
[It's a roundabout way of admitting that she's already a bit tired of it all herself. She loves her relatives more than anything, family is incredibly important! But they're so far removed from a huge city like Cloudbank, a place that holds so much meaning for her. That, or his introversion is rubbing off on her a bit.]
[They're such good boobs. They should be fully appreciated at all times, but unfortunately that is not seen in polite company as appropriate.]
It feels good to be around them. They're good people, but...it's an awful lot.
[He gets what she's getting at, though. He'd like to be around them, not the center of attention, with Nariko closer to his side. But to be introduced to everyone is something that needed to happen, especially since he's planning on marrying her.
Boxer sits up, taking her arms in his hands and running them down to her own so that he can bring them up and give kisses to her fingers, including the one sporting a shiny little gemstone. He laughs, reminded by it.]
Has anyone been asking to see your ring, or are they too distracted by me?
Oh no, I got five million questions about it before you got here.
[A lot of excitement over what, to them, was full fledged proof that this was a thing that was happening, undeniable and real. And then there was the barrage of compliments, questions, and passive aggressive snips, because you couldn't please everyone, especially elderly aunts who didn't approve of rings to begin with. The especially shiny hand finds a place on his cheek, idle touching.]
Lots of approval, a lot of excitement. 'Did you pick a date' and 'where' and 'did you save that dress you always wanted' kind of stuff. It's like they see it and there's some kind of word salad landslide. [Which, in the moment when she'd been irritated by a bitchy hotel receptionist and there were crying babies and toddlers around, hadn't been appreciated. Now it was just sort of funny.]
[Fuck the haters, what do they know? He tilts his head into her bejeweled hand, closing his eyes.]
They're probably getting themselves more wound up about it than we are. [Cool and casual, as they've always done it.] Sorry you had to deal with that on your own.
[He looks back up at her.]
When were you planning to call it a day?
[He just got here, he knows, but knowing what time they'll leave will help him pace his energy a little better.]
[... She can't say anything to that because, uh, the only reason she's not in a rush about any of that is because most of it's already decided, and there are at least four backup options, and extra possibilities for anything that he might suggest. If he could see the history on her computer he'd know how ruthlessly devoted she's been to every single little detail.
But Boxer is very cool and casual, she's not stupid enough to let him see how very not casual she is about it all. Hence:] It wasn't that bad.
We could go after the dancing? So about three more hours, possibly four.
[She would never. It's just an exciting event, one she's wanted for such a long time and now it's becoming a real thing and she's elated over it! And her elation takes the form of finding seven million different things to love and pick and imagine at work! But that would probably stress him out a bit, so she's keeping it to herself.
He'll have to deal with the appearance of a few bridal magazines around his apartment, though.]
They'll ask, but it's okay to tell them no. [Dancing is a big thing with this group.] It'll mostly just be me. [She kisses his forehead.] We'll eat and talk, and I'm sure my grandma will show up at some point, I'll dance, and then we'll go home.
[It doesn't sound nearly as long when it's segmented like that, right? There's just four objectives and the last one is the easiest!]
[As long as she's not distracting herself from her work! And he's totally fine with bridal magazines, he's actually surprised they haven't shown up already. Coming home to see him flipping through one is a thing more than likely to happen...]
That sounds like a fine plan.
[It does chop it up quite a bit. Easier to chew that way! Finally, he gives her hands back.]
No matter what happens, just know that I really am enjoying myself, okay?
[It's mostly because she's still partially convinced this is all a dream that'll go terribly wrong if she acknowledges it too much. And in the moment she doesn't really want her hands back so they end up on his shoulders to squeeze somewhat firmly.]
You're going to be just fine, and even if you aren't there's nothing that you can do that would really be that bad.
[One more kiss before the penultimate question:] Are you ready?
[It's about time to enjoy the food and for all of his valid worries she thinks he'll be able to get into all that just fine. Nothing wipes you of your insecurities quite like home cooked food.]
[Unless something terrible happens to him, he will always been in for it.]
I'll be more than ready once someone shows me where the booze is.
[Is there even booze at this party? There's so many kids around here that there might not be, but heck, he'd take a wine cooler right now, even if it'd have zero impact on him.]
Don't expect too much, but I think we can find something.
[He's definitely got the right idea, with so many kids around there won't be anything that could make a true dent in Boxer's system, but there's too many tired, jet lagged adults here, there's going to be a flask or eighteen somewhere! It's only a matter of finding them.]
Come on.
[When they go back into the thick of it all most everyone has taken a seat, and those that haven't introduced themselves to Boxer come right up and do so. Thankfully Nariko hands her other half a a very large red solo cup, it's filled with an cheerfully bright pink liquid but he can probably smell the tequila in it. Beggars can't be choosers right now.]
[He sniffs at it. Tequila? Not bad for scraping the bottom of the barrel! He takes a polite swig of it.]
Mmh. Thanks, kitten.
[Once she settles into the seat next to him to dine, he's letting a few of his tentacles wrap around her ankles and thighs, picking at her heels benignly to ease his tension.
But the food is fantastic and does a few favors for his stress level.]
Mmh. Now this is the family dinner I've always dreamed of.
[That's ... Some amount of agreement or, uh, something. Nariko hasn't had decent kushari since she left her grandmother's compound! Even the diverse food scene of New Cloudbank didn't have much room for a genuinely Egyptian dish and considering that there's a literal pound of it within her vicinity she's going to stuff herself. In part because she knows he'll probably still love her despite her obnoxious appetite - but also because she'll actually share with him.
Dinner is another small example of the force that comes with a big family. Yet more relatives talk to Boxer, introducing themselves, asking about his job, about his family (and hearing that there is none will result in a few immediate hugs - it's clearly an unthinkable idea for this lot) and how things have gone with Nariko. There were more than a few jokes regarding his other halves sexual hunger. Nariko sits through it with a moderately clenched jaw and a whole lot of hot sauce dumped onto one half of her plate.
But somewhere in the middle of all that Boxer might find that he's gone through a bit of a time warp. Nariko is, of course, right to one side of him but a different woman takes his other. Her jaw structure, the shape of her eyes, the hair, and even the general shape of her body - all of it is incredibly similar to Nariko. Or rather, Nariko is incredibly similar to her, because his new table guest is in her mid-sixties, though it might be hard to discern her age, at most she looks fifteen years ahead of his fiancee.]
[He can't help but smile at her when she barely manages a response. She is really cute when she stuffs herself, but maybe that's because it reminds him so much of how she likes to be stuffed during sex...
Speaking of which, when someone mentions Nariko's sexual appetite--ignoring the slight alarm that comes with realizing that her family members know about her libido--he gives them some variety of subtly exhausted response...not because it was even remotely true, but because he couldn't pass up an opportunity to harmlessly tease Nariko publicly.
But this woman that takes a seat next to him...how curious. He hopes she's not Nariko's mother, but he swallows his current mouthful and holds out a hand for her to shake.]
Hi there. I don't think I've made my introduction to you before? I'm Boxer, Nariko's fiance.
[Thankfully their knowledge stems from a fact that just about anyone could pick up on: Good sex means a vocal, enthusiastic response. Such is the trouble with sharing cabins during yearly camping trips. But of course Boxer goes right along with them and takes the chance to tease her! Her eyes roll briefly but otherwise he's free to find his way in with that topic.
Maybe it's just subtle payback that she doesn't mention exactly who just sat next to him, because Nariko's certainly able to place one of her own relatives.
"Lovely to meet you, Boxer. I'm Maggie. It's nice to meet the man whose finally tied down the last of the single kids."
Excuse Nariko while she snorts quietly to herself.]
[He notes Nariko's snort. Hmm. Have to tread carefully with this one.]
Well, I can't say it was easy.
[That's a lie, of course, every step of their relationship feels like it was meant to happen because it was so natural. But his smile and delivery seems amicable and fun anyway.]
["Well, if she becomes a handful you can always visit me." A hand lays itself on his arm, she invades his space just a tad, outright flirtatious and with all the confidence to go right along with it. "I can take very good care of you."
Nariko keeps eating, and at the apparent offer to bang her fiancee she just looks over while drinking the same tequila lemonade that Boxer ended up with. There's no anger, no jealousy, not a single bit of irritation in her body language. "Or we could make it a threesome."
Okay, now this is getting into especially horrible territory, and with how shy Boxer can be ... Well, she'll jump right in the instant that he can't handle it.]
[Alright, this is funny but it might be pretty unforgivable in hindsight, so it's Nariko who speaks up while said grandmother just laughs in good nature.] That's my grandma, Boxer, Magdalena Lunae. She's a bit of a jerk.
["It was just a little bit of fun! Your taste in men has dramatically improved, it'd be a shame to do anything but tease!"]
Like I said.
[Kind of a jerk.
"Really and truly," At least she's being serious, now. "I am glad to meet you. Exciting as it was I don't think I believed this engagement until I saw you two."
Because apparently she's been watching for some time.]
[Would he consider having a threesome with a grandmother and her granddaughter? He's never really thought of it before. It seems kind of hot in theory, but...he has no idea how Nariko would feel about it, because he has absolutely no context for what it feels like to see your family members in a sexual context. Come to think of it, Nariko would have had to inherit her talented genitals from somewhere...
Why is he even thinking about this.]
Is there something about seeing me in the flesh that changed your mind?
[Hey, he's more than free to ask her about it all later on, especially since at the rate she's going she'll be tipsy before they all make it to the dancing portion of the night.
"In a sense," The elder woman's eyes drift over to Nariko, who is listening just fine but is also engaged in a lively debate about basketball, of all things. "I can't doubt the way you look at one another." She laughs a bit dryly, "And I've never seen her so protective, I think it's a very good sign."
A bit of a morbid one considering how aware she was of Nariko's consistent loss, of her father, of any motherly figure, all of that. It only made sense that you would do anything to keep from losing your soulmate once you managed to find them.]
Considering that both you and Asifa have managed to hit on or sexually comment about my fiancee before you've even known him for a day, I have to be protective.
[Not because Nariko doubted Boxer and his loyalty, but because, well, Nariko's looks were very much a family trait. Most of their family was pretty damn gorgeous, and the lot of them knew how to put it to use.]
[Apparently so. There are even men here that suit Boxer's tastes, which is awfully troublesome. At least he's been able to keep his dick where it belongs.]
That goes double for me. [The protectiveness, that is.] Though I wasn't expecting to find any competition at a family reunion.
'Competition' means that someone else might stand a chance, and they don't.
[Annnd that's all Nariko's gonna say, thank you very much! Maggie just sort of smiles, the expression itself is a little tight on her face, somehow, and she only relaxes when given the chance to turn the conversation towards another direction. There may or may not be something there, but whatever the case is Maggie won't discuss it, and Nariko certainly won't in public. It's a little difficult to tell whose listening, after all.
"So tell me why you want to marry my favorite granddaughter."
If he was ever under any illusion that he wasn't being harshly judged by a smiling old woman then Boxer was nuts. Her approval hasn't been won just yet.]
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He's probably right, though. Meeting a family is way more personal than turning on some charm and entertaining people at will. That, and she knows he has the kind of personality that's just right for being both genuine and aloof in the same turn. But he doesn't exactly have that freedom, and it's easy to see how stifling that might.]
Yes, I think they love you.
[She leans down just enough to kiss his temple before righting herself.] You're sweet and polite, and more than half of them have never even seen a crab, so I think you get major points for that alone.
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Oh, good. Good...
[After a pause, he looks up at her.]
Wait--is your uncle going to know how to cook them...?
[He doesn't give her a whole lot of time to respond before his face goes right back into her cleavage.]
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Probably not, but Rami should and I saw him around.
[So the first batch might be kind of bad, but they'll figure it out quickly enough. The real entertainment will be watching everyone figure out how to eat the crab.]
You know, I really do love seeing you with all them. [He'll probably feel her laugh more than hear it.] But I think I've gotten very used to having you to myself.
[It's a roundabout way of admitting that she's already a bit tired of it all herself. She loves her relatives more than anything, family is incredibly important! But they're so far removed from a huge city like Cloudbank, a place that holds so much meaning for her. That, or his introversion is rubbing off on her a bit.]
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[They're such good boobs. They should be fully appreciated at all times, but unfortunately that is not seen in polite company as appropriate.]
It feels good to be around them. They're good people, but...it's an awful lot.
[He gets what she's getting at, though. He'd like to be around them, not the center of attention, with Nariko closer to his side. But to be introduced to everyone is something that needed to happen, especially since he's planning on marrying her.
Boxer sits up, taking her arms in his hands and running them down to her own so that he can bring them up and give kisses to her fingers, including the one sporting a shiny little gemstone. He laughs, reminded by it.]
Has anyone been asking to see your ring, or are they too distracted by me?
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[A lot of excitement over what, to them, was full fledged proof that this was a thing that was happening, undeniable and real. And then there was the barrage of compliments, questions, and passive aggressive snips, because you couldn't please everyone, especially elderly aunts who didn't approve of rings to begin with. The especially shiny hand finds a place on his cheek, idle touching.]
Lots of approval, a lot of excitement. 'Did you pick a date' and 'where' and 'did you save that dress you always wanted' kind of stuff. It's like they see it and there's some kind of word salad landslide. [Which, in the moment when she'd been irritated by a bitchy hotel receptionist and there were crying babies and toddlers around, hadn't been appreciated. Now it was just sort of funny.]
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They're probably getting themselves more wound up about it than we are. [Cool and casual, as they've always done it.] Sorry you had to deal with that on your own.
[He looks back up at her.]
When were you planning to call it a day?
[He just got here, he knows, but knowing what time they'll leave will help him pace his energy a little better.]
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But Boxer is very cool and casual, she's not stupid enough to let him see how very not casual she is about it all. Hence:] It wasn't that bad.
We could go after the dancing? So about three more hours, possibly four.
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Oh dear.
Don't become Bridezilla behind his back, Nariko!]
I can work with that. [Except..] No one's gonna expect me to dance, are they?
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He'll have to deal with the appearance of a few bridal magazines around his apartment, though.]
They'll ask, but it's okay to tell them no. [Dancing is a big thing with this group.] It'll mostly just be me. [She kisses his forehead.] We'll eat and talk, and I'm sure my grandma will show up at some point, I'll dance, and then we'll go home.
[It doesn't sound nearly as long when it's segmented like that, right? There's just four objectives and the last one is the easiest!]
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That sounds like a fine plan.
[It does chop it up quite a bit. Easier to chew that way! Finally, he gives her hands back.]
No matter what happens, just know that I really am enjoying myself, okay?
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You're going to be just fine, and even if you aren't there's nothing that you can do that would really be that bad.
[One more kiss before the penultimate question:] Are you ready?
[It's about time to enjoy the food and for all of his valid worries she thinks he'll be able to get into all that just fine. Nothing wipes you of your insecurities quite like home cooked food.]
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I'll be more than ready once someone shows me where the booze is.
[Is there even booze at this party? There's so many kids around here that there might not be, but heck, he'd take a wine cooler right now, even if it'd have zero impact on him.]
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[He's definitely got the right idea, with so many kids around there won't be anything that could make a true dent in Boxer's system, but there's too many tired, jet lagged adults here, there's going to be a flask or eighteen somewhere! It's only a matter of finding them.]
Come on.
[When they go back into the thick of it all most everyone has taken a seat, and those that haven't introduced themselves to Boxer come right up and do so. Thankfully Nariko hands her other half a a very large red solo cup, it's filled with an cheerfully bright pink liquid but he can probably smell the tequila in it. Beggars can't be choosers right now.]
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[He sniffs at it. Tequila? Not bad for scraping the bottom of the barrel! He takes a polite swig of it.]
Mmh. Thanks, kitten.
[Once she settles into the seat next to him to dine, he's letting a few of his tentacles wrap around her ankles and thighs, picking at her heels benignly to ease his tension.
But the food is fantastic and does a few favors for his stress level.]
Mmh. Now this is the family dinner I've always dreamed of.
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[That's ... Some amount of agreement or, uh, something. Nariko hasn't had decent kushari since she left her grandmother's compound! Even the diverse food scene of New Cloudbank didn't have much room for a genuinely Egyptian dish and considering that there's a literal pound of it within her vicinity she's going to stuff herself. In part because she knows he'll probably still love her despite her obnoxious appetite - but also because she'll actually share with him.
Dinner is another small example of the force that comes with a big family. Yet more relatives talk to Boxer, introducing themselves, asking about his job, about his family (and hearing that there is none will result in a few immediate hugs - it's clearly an unthinkable idea for this lot) and how things have gone with Nariko. There were more than a few jokes regarding his other halves sexual hunger. Nariko sits through it with a moderately clenched jaw and a whole lot of hot sauce dumped onto one half of her plate.
But somewhere in the middle of all that Boxer might find that he's gone through a bit of a time warp. Nariko is, of course, right to one side of him but a different woman takes his other. Her jaw structure, the shape of her eyes, the hair, and even the general shape of her body - all of it is incredibly similar to Nariko. Or rather, Nariko is incredibly similar to her, because his new table guest is in her mid-sixties, though it might be hard to discern her age, at most she looks fifteen years ahead of his fiancee.]
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Speaking of which, when someone mentions Nariko's sexual appetite--ignoring the slight alarm that comes with realizing that her family members know about her libido--he gives them some variety of subtly exhausted response...not because it was even remotely true, but because he couldn't pass up an opportunity to harmlessly tease Nariko publicly.
But this woman that takes a seat next to him...how curious. He hopes she's not Nariko's mother, but he swallows his current mouthful and holds out a hand for her to shake.]
Hi there. I don't think I've made my introduction to you before? I'm Boxer, Nariko's fiance.
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Maybe it's just subtle payback that she doesn't mention exactly who just sat next to him, because Nariko's certainly able to place one of her own relatives.
"Lovely to meet you, Boxer. I'm Maggie. It's nice to meet the man whose finally tied down the last of the single kids."
Excuse Nariko while she snorts quietly to herself.]
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Well, I can't say it was easy.
[That's a lie, of course, every step of their relationship feels like it was meant to happen because it was so natural. But his smile and delivery seems amicable and fun anyway.]
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Nariko keeps eating, and at the apparent offer to bang her fiancee she just looks over while drinking the same tequila lemonade that Boxer ended up with. There's no anger, no jealousy, not a single bit of irritation in her body language. "Or we could make it a threesome."
Okay, now this is getting into especially horrible territory, and with how shy Boxer can be ... Well, she'll jump right in the instant that he can't handle it.]
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[There's a short list of places that Boxer would rather not be given a proposal for a threesome, and a family reunion is definitely on that list.
Who even is this woman? There's one way to find out.]
With your...?
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[Alright, this is funny but it might be pretty unforgivable in hindsight, so it's Nariko who speaks up while said grandmother just laughs in good nature.] That's my grandma, Boxer, Magdalena Lunae. She's a bit of a jerk.
["It was just a little bit of fun! Your taste in men has dramatically improved, it'd be a shame to do anything but tease!"]
Like I said.
[Kind of a jerk.
"Really and truly," At least she's being serious, now. "I am glad to meet you. Exciting as it was I don't think I believed this engagement until I saw you two."
Because apparently she's been watching for some time.]
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[Would he consider having a threesome with a grandmother and her granddaughter? He's never really thought of it before. It seems kind of hot in theory, but...he has no idea how Nariko would feel about it, because he has absolutely no context for what it feels like to see your family members in a sexual context. Come to think of it, Nariko would have had to inherit her talented genitals from somewhere...
Why is he even thinking about this.]
Is there something about seeing me in the flesh that changed your mind?
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"In a sense," The elder woman's eyes drift over to Nariko, who is listening just fine but is also engaged in a lively debate about basketball, of all things. "I can't doubt the way you look at one another." She laughs a bit dryly, "And I've never seen her so protective, I think it's a very good sign."
A bit of a morbid one considering how aware she was of Nariko's consistent loss, of her father, of any motherly figure, all of that. It only made sense that you would do anything to keep from losing your soulmate once you managed to find them.]
Considering that both you and Asifa have managed to hit on or sexually comment about my fiancee before you've even known him for a day, I have to be protective.
[Not because Nariko doubted Boxer and his loyalty, but because, well, Nariko's looks were very much a family trait. Most of their family was pretty damn gorgeous, and the lot of them knew how to put it to use.]
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That goes double for me. [The protectiveness, that is.] Though I wasn't expecting to find any competition at a family reunion.
[Right? ...right?]
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[Annnd that's all Nariko's gonna say, thank you very much! Maggie just sort of smiles, the expression itself is a little tight on her face, somehow, and she only relaxes when given the chance to turn the conversation towards another direction. There may or may not be something there, but whatever the case is Maggie won't discuss it, and Nariko certainly won't in public. It's a little difficult to tell whose listening, after all.
"So tell me why you want to marry my favorite granddaughter."
If he was ever under any illusion that he wasn't being harshly judged by a smiling old woman then Boxer was nuts. Her approval hasn't been won just yet.]
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