[There's a little shudder as he gets used to having nothing inside of him before he rolls himself to the bathroom. Holy shit, he'd get used to being stuffed like that way too easily. Reminds him of his own breeding fetish...
Of which he's thinking about while he soaks in a sinfully warm tub. It's been a while since they played with anything like that...]
Hey.
[He waves with a tentacle. He hasn't been doing much bathing, just relaxing. So lazy. Sue him.]
[She laughs a bit, mostly because if she hadn't already seen her work ethic for herself she'd deem Boxer the laziest man in the world. Granted under the circumstances he's still earned the right to do whatever he wants, including soak in bath tubs all night.]
Good, because I think I need it.
[After all, her arm isn't exactly the right color, and it won't come off for days at the very least, but she can lessen the splatter in the areas that flecked. That and she's never needed a thinner reason to take her clothes off.]
Just don't fall asleep in there. [She's careful to mind the tentacles as she slides her way in, grabbing her favorite soap along the way.]
[They'll easily move out of the way for her as she needs the space, too. But he's just lounging, arms resting on the edge of the tub, in a position that is perfect for her to rest on if she wants to.]
[It's tempting to rest on him but she really did work up a layer of sweat there, so while the first shower had been more for clearing out a bad scent and relaxing herself, this one is for real, true cleaning up. Which means that Boxer is one big temptation for cuddling.]
Shame that it'll fade in a little while, but I'm all about consistent reapplication.
[And the second time around she won't worry nearly as much!]
We'll have to get the real deal. [He could look a less smirky about this whole thing! Pervy little kraken.] It's not like either of us are hard up for money.
Oh, a stethoscope! [So she can listen to all of his hearts.] And...hm, what else would Nurse Lunae have?
[Could she have ever met a man who would not only match but exceed her own level of sexual perversion? Probably not. That they've met and will probably become the kinkiest people within history is just a pure miracle.]
My professional opinion as an almost-nurse [And oh so valuable thing.] is that I should also have chocolate.
[Any diagnosis she might come up with will be cured by it.] Can't conduct a full on, tongue-oriented examination without it.
[Okay but the idea of Boxer interrupting kinky sex because he wants to keep eating one of his favorite sweets is really adorable! She'd be okay with that, and he'd have to be okay with remaining tied up and halfway to an orgasm while she left the apartment to get more!]
Mm. That might need a little bit of research, I wouldn't want to hurt them.
[Maybe silk would be okay? It's strong and a little softer, it might have enough tension without digging into his tentacles the wrong way and harming them.] But it's got to be more than doable.
[There's some kind of irony in the idea of tying up a kraken. Delicious irony.]
[No, he'd really be into it. Just have to make sure that his penis was locked up too, because otherwise the temptation to fuck himself would be too great. For health reasons, he might have to be left in his tank while she's gone.]
[She has more than a few pictures on her computer, but there are some on her phone! That, and she's mostly done with getting all squeaky clean anyway.]
[The unfortunate thing is that his penis will be the hardest to wrangle, since it doesn't have any suckers and is pretty much friction-free and perfectly tapered. Maybe they'll figure out how to knot it up or something, who knows.]
Oh, absolutely. --No, wait, I want it to be a surprise.
[Maybe he'll make a "call" to the "doctor" and he'll "send a nurse over to give him an exam" and he'll be totally "surprised" at who shows up at his doorstep!
[How - it can be knotted?? She's seen him curve it and all that lovely stuff but none of that actually involved tightly coiling it! Maybe the only thing that will really hurt his member is biting it or something. Which she isn't going to do but man is that thing durable. Maybe kraken women were difficult or something.]
Damn, I don't get to excite you with hot pictures!
[But she can understand why he'd want it to be a surprise, so it's no big deal.] There was a cat girl at the last halloween party I went to,and she was cute.
[And she can just let his mind go wild with that.]
[Well, it gets plenty of exercise. It's unlikely to cramp and there's no bones so it'll always be as flexible as the muscle will allow. In other words, they'll never know until they try.
Unconsensual, honestly, is probably the more likely scenario. Not that he knows that. He thinks he has a fun dick for the hell of it.]
Oh, that does sound cute. [And certainly deserving a collar so he could claim that little buxom kitty as his own!] Hey, we should do a couples' costume for this coming Halloween.
[His anatomy is such an adventure unto itself, and they're a good amount of months into their relationship! She shouldn't still be amazed by it! And yet here she is.
But so much more important than that? He mentions costumes. Matching costumes!!!!]
You mean it? [She turns around to face him very suddenly, hands on his shoulders and leaning in closer, closer ...] No one ever wants to match with me!
Absolutely. I've been to a ton of Halloween parties, but I've never been invested enough to have a costume made for me. People tell me I get a pass because I'm already a monster.
[He shrugs.]
But if we do it together, I have no choice.
[When is Halloween in comparison to what time it is right now?]
[So everyone who came up with that lame response can screw off, because they get to be a pair!!! Boxer should accept that he might end up being something utterly terrible, like the jelly to her peanut butter or something. But they can cross that bridge when they come to it ...
... A few months from where they are now? Or something like that. Time is relative.]
[It is a little anti-monster, but he's experienced worse aggressions.
You know, he'd be really okay with being jelly. As long as he's not, like, the bottle. If they dressed him up in just straight up jelly or made a suit that looked like jelly, that'd be cool. As long as it's not awkward and bulky. Remember that he doesn't wear clothes a whole lot!]
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[There's a little shudder as he gets used to having nothing inside of him before he rolls himself to the bathroom. Holy shit, he'd get used to being stuffed like that way too easily. Reminds him of his own breeding fetish...
Of which he's thinking about while he soaks in a sinfully warm tub. It's been a while since they played with anything like that...]
Hey.
[He waves with a tentacle. He hasn't been doing much bathing, just relaxing. So lazy. Sue him.]
Still got some space in here for you.
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Good, because I think I need it.
[After all, her arm isn't exactly the right color, and it won't come off for days at the very least, but she can lessen the splatter in the areas that flecked. That and she's never needed a thinner reason to take her clothes off.]
Just don't fall asleep in there. [She's careful to mind the tentacles as she slides her way in, grabbing her favorite soap along the way.]
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[They'll easily move out of the way for her as she needs the space, too. But he's just lounging, arms resting on the edge of the tub, in a position that is perfect for her to rest on if she wants to.]
Nice henna tattoo.
[It practically is, given the coverage...]
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[It's tempting to rest on him but she really did work up a layer of sweat there, so while the first shower had been more for clearing out a bad scent and relaxing herself, this one is for real, true cleaning up. Which means that Boxer is one big temptation for cuddling.]
Shame that it'll fade in a little while, but I'm all about consistent reapplication.
[And the second time around she won't worry nearly as much!]
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[A certain sea-dwelling creature, perhaps?]
Maybe we should be adding some more elbow-length gloves to your wardrobe.
[This means that Boxer gets front-row seats to watching her bathe. This. Is. Awesome.]
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[Who happens to be a sea-dwelling creature!]
Oh, hey, that's a good idea! They probably can be cotton, though! Mm, it can't be anything that might scratch the wrong way ...
[She's not even trying to be sexy right now! It's just normal bathing stuff! Which probably explains why she briefly taps a beat on her own chest.]
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[She's not planning to put fashion gloves in him, is she...? I mean latex is fine, but...]
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Silk, Boxer, I was thinking of silk. But even that might be too rough.
[So she kind of was, yes, but she also had the sense to quickly retract the idea. Latex does sound like a much better idea.]
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[Like latex.
Actually, now that he mentions it, medical play could be fun...Nariko in a sexy little nurse getup? Hell yes.]
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[Yeah, latex, the word just hasn't come to her, it will in the relatively near future. And because they're apparently of the same mind here:]
... I still have my nurse outfit from Halloween!
[It was such a nice getup, too! He might end up seeing pictures later on.]
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Oh. Now we're talking.
[What color is it? White? Pink? Black?]
You think...you think we could get our hands on some tools? Like...a speculum?
[One of these days they're gonna drown from jumping in the deep end so much.]
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And while it can't ever be said that she isn't adventurous she's ... What would he want a speculum for? Except to maybe -
Oh.]
I don't think it'd be that difficult. There's the internet and medical stores, so ...
[So they're going to drown and have a lot of fun along the way.]
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Oh, a stethoscope! [So she can listen to all of his hearts.] And...hm, what else would Nurse Lunae have?
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My professional opinion as an almost-nurse [And oh so valuable thing.] is that I should also have chocolate.
[Any diagnosis she might come up with will be cured by it.] Can't conduct a full on, tongue-oriented examination without it.
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Chopped up into tiny doses!
[That way he can't eat it all in one go.]
We should figure out a way to restrain all my tentacles...so they don't get in the nurse's way.
[Or basically force him into a position of spread-kraken.]
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Mm. That might need a little bit of research, I wouldn't want to hurt them.
[Maybe silk would be okay? It's strong and a little softer, it might have enough tension without digging into his tentacles the wrong way and harming them.] But it's got to be more than doable.
[There's some kind of irony in the idea of tying up a kraken. Delicious irony.]
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[No, he'd really be into it. Just have to make sure that his penis was locked up too, because otherwise the temptation to fuck himself would be too great. For health reasons, he might have to be left in his tank while she's gone.]
We can experiment.
[Totally into it.]
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Wanna see the outfit?
[She has more than a few pictures on her computer, but there are some on her phone! That, and she's mostly done with getting all squeaky clean anyway.]
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Oh, absolutely. --No, wait, I want it to be a surprise.
[Maybe he'll make a "call" to the "doctor" and he'll "send a nurse over to give him an exam" and he'll be totally "surprised" at who shows up at his doorstep!
Wow this is a corny fantasy.]
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Damn, I don't get to excite you with hot pictures!
[But she can understand why he'd want it to be a surprise, so it's no big deal.] There was a cat girl at the last halloween party I went to,and she was cute.
[And she can just let his mind go wild with that.]
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[Well, it gets plenty of exercise. It's unlikely to cramp and there's no bones so it'll always be as flexible as the muscle will allow. In other words, they'll never know until they try.
Unconsensual, honestly, is probably the more likely scenario. Not that he knows that. He thinks he has a fun dick for the hell of it.]
Oh, that does sound cute. [And certainly deserving a collar so he could claim that little buxom kitty as his own!] Hey, we should do a couples' costume for this coming Halloween.
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But so much more important than that? He mentions costumes. Matching costumes!!!!]
You mean it? [She turns around to face him very suddenly, hands on his shoulders and leaning in closer, closer ...] No one ever wants to match with me!
[You're making her year, Boxer.]
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[He shrugs.]
But if we do it together, I have no choice.
[When is Halloween in comparison to what time it is right now?]
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[So everyone who came up with that lame response can screw off, because they get to be a pair!!! Boxer should accept that he might end up being something utterly terrible, like the jelly to her peanut butter or something. But they can cross that bridge when they come to it ...
... A few months from where they are now? Or something like that. Time is relative.]
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You know, he'd be really okay with being jelly. As long as he's not, like, the bottle. If they dressed him up in just straight up jelly or made a suit that looked like jelly, that'd be cool. As long as it's not awkward and bulky. Remember that he doesn't wear clothes a whole lot!]
I'm obligated now!
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