No, [She's reaching down a bit to guide one of those tentacles that's taken up on her ankle up onto her lap.] I earned that title by placing first in a Jeopardy style tournament where all of the categories related back to foreign, old, and modern cinema!

[Her shoulders go up and down as she warms up the lotion between her hands.]

That I banged Alpha Sigma Phi afterward was just part of a Thursday evening.