That doesn't sound like a friend to me.

["Don't say that. Look, I just want to talk-"]

What the fuck could you possibly want me to talk about?

["Why the fuck you're getting married, for one! We were on a break!"]

Getting your stuff out of my apartment, changing the locks, and taking you to court is not indicative of a break!!

[If the situation wasn't what it was, if it involved anyone else it .... Might be kind of funny since they're effectively arguing from respective sides of the wall Boxer makes.]