[It is close enough! But it honestly never occurred to her that the positions might be switched.]

This isn't so confusing when I'm sober and not at a frat party! [That's a whole other long story.]

Ho-Holy shit, I think I love this. [It's about as slippery as she remembers, but-] And your tongue, I really, really love your tongue. Totally gonna break out the playboy bunny outfit on our anniversary.

[As opposed to something that was actually classy.]