[Could she have ever met a man who would not only match but exceed her own level of sexual perversion? Probably not. That they've met and will probably become the kinkiest people within history is just a pure miracle.]

My professional opinion as an almost-nurse [And oh so valuable thing.] is that I should also have chocolate.

[Any diagnosis she might come up with will be cured by it.] Can't conduct a full on, tongue-oriented examination without it.