['Disastrous' is probably a very good word for it.]

Well, it's not like we'd have to worry about it catching, that's pretty much a guarantee. Hours, though.

[... Maybe it would feel good, though? Not in the most direct way, but still.]

I'd be so huge. [Before giving birth - she's still operating on the idea that it would run like a normal pregnancy so she'd grow to the fullest extent in the very last month. She snickers a bit.] You do realize I'd just be stuck and pregnant for the last half, right?

[And that's bad for him. Somehow.]