[Her spine is screaming like a banshee, every inch of her feels fat and criminally unattractive, and she's spent most of her first day off crying at stupid Lifetime movies. She's also somewhat in love with Boxer's couch because it's huge for a normal sized human woman, so even though it took a good two hours to manage she's found the perfect arrangement of limbs that minimizes her frequent cramps and the overall sense of discomfort.
Of course there's nothing to be done about the fact that she's gushing blood and every good handful of hours she has to get up and put his convenient tampons to use. Given his increased sense of smell his bathroom probably reeks of blood.]
I'm sorry, I'm not a lot of fun right now. [It's difficult to want brownies, a huge, and sex all at once! After adjusting the heat pad on her lower stomach and pressing it in just right, she reaches out for him with the other arm. Some months she's prickly and doesn't want to be touched - this isn't one of them, and the rain is only helping her transformation into a needy kitten.]
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[Her spine is screaming like a banshee, every inch of her feels fat and criminally unattractive, and she's spent most of her first day off crying at stupid Lifetime movies. She's also somewhat in love with Boxer's couch because it's huge for a normal sized human woman, so even though it took a good two hours to manage she's found the perfect arrangement of limbs that minimizes her frequent cramps and the overall sense of discomfort.
Of course there's nothing to be done about the fact that she's gushing blood and every good handful of hours she has to get up and put his convenient tampons to use. Given his increased sense of smell his bathroom probably reeks of blood.]
I'm sorry, I'm not a lot of fun right now. [It's difficult to want brownies, a huge, and sex all at once! After adjusting the heat pad on her lower stomach and pressing it in just right, she reaches out for him with the other arm. Some months she's prickly and doesn't want to be touched - this isn't one of them, and the rain is only helping her transformation into a needy kitten.]