[The winters of New Cloudbank are mild. Occasionally, it'll be cold enough to snow...but more often than that, it'll be a cold and unrelenting rain.
And sometimes that means you get rained in on when you're staying at your boyfriend's apartment on the weekend your period starts. Again, Boxer proves himself to be the perfect, ever-reliable boyfriend by telling her that there's both tampons and pads under the sink. He bought them just a few days ago, predicting both the proverbial and literal storms, but he made sure to cover his tracks by opening and disposing a few of each. It's not like they have an expiration date, so who knows when the last person was to take advantage of his hoarded goods?
The electric blanket--well, that's something he's had for a while. A plain heat pad doesn't work for muscle pains the size of their own zip code. He's in the process of bringing it over to his sore girlfriend on the couch, plugging it in and throwing it over her.]
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And sometimes that means you get rained in on when you're staying at your boyfriend's apartment on the weekend your period starts. Again, Boxer proves himself to be the perfect, ever-reliable boyfriend by telling her that there's both tampons and pads under the sink. He bought them just a few days ago, predicting both the proverbial and literal storms, but he made sure to cover his tracks by opening and disposing a few of each. It's not like they have an expiration date, so who knows when the last person was to take advantage of his hoarded goods?
The electric blanket--well, that's something he's had for a while. A plain heat pad doesn't work for muscle pains the size of their own zip code. He's in the process of bringing it over to his sore girlfriend on the couch, plugging it in and throwing it over her.]
Hi, babe.
[He leans over to give her a kiss on the cheek.]
Feeling any better?