I wouldn't have hidden it on you, I promise. Unless you wanted to see a pile of realistically molded silicone bottoms split down the middle, which is...[He grimaces, sucking air between his teeth.] About as horrifying as it sounds.
[What if indeed. Which is why her description make him fantasize about it in the most vivid of context.]
That all sounds great...as long as it doesn't have a cord.
[That is, sadly, the piece that always failed him.]
And it's gotta be big, too, so I can...you know...feel it.
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I wouldn't have hidden it on you, I promise. Unless you wanted to see a pile of realistically molded silicone bottoms split down the middle, which is...[He grimaces, sucking air between his teeth.] About as horrifying as it sounds.
[What if indeed. Which is why her description make him fantasize about it in the most vivid of context.]
That all sounds great...as long as it doesn't have a cord.
[That is, sadly, the piece that always failed him.]
And it's gotta be big, too, so I can...you know...feel it.