[A thirteen-year-old, which is the better of many unsettling possibilities. And as far as that kind of mess? Well, it escapes her tyrannical desire to keep things orderly, in part because she can always just take a shower and then she's all squeaky and perfect again. But his overall reaction to her story earns a big grin out of her.

When he mentions something being stuck though she's - kind of horrified and scared for him!! But that bright side kind of turns it around.]

So you'll never end up on that 'Sex Sent Me to the E.R.' show, huh? [Which is probably for the best.]

You didn't just by that and stop, did you? There are toys that would fit!

[You just have to look at the right sites. Which, y'know, he might be doing with his mystical, hidden collection.]