[It's only his upper half that's hard! His mantle and tentacles are super squishy and soft if they're relaxing. He was hoping that his subtle "I'd rather cheesecake than flowers" would go over, but...]
I...like them when they're in dirt.
[Because as cool as flower arrangements can be, he'd rather have one that needs some TLC and will last for longer than a week.]
It did, but I was hoping to submit it today...
I...like them when they're in dirt.
[Because as cool as flower arrangements can be, he'd rather have one that needs some TLC and will last for longer than a week.]