[Oh dear god Boxer .... If you had heard some of the shit she's managed to get away with before college .... Lawdy.]
I lost my virginity when I was twelve, so kind of from then? [There was a long break between the first time and the next, but the curiosity kicked back into gear a few months before turning thirteen. Still, the way she answers, quick and sort of offhand, unbothered by the question and even more nonplussed by her own answer is a good indication of the truth: She doesn't realize how incredibly early that is for one to have their cherry popped.
What's more important to her is that discrepancy, because she does catch it. And despite how long they've been dating she won't claim to have seen every inch of his apartment or gone through his stuff. He could easily have stuff hid away! But they're enough like bunnies that if he did have one, wouldn't it have come up?
She goes on with the story anyway.]
Exactly. At least if it's coming from the internet then I picture, like, a warehouse or something where everyone's mandated to wear gloves and keep everything clean! [She's a little bit of a neat freak jsyk - as long as she's in a good mental state.] So we get there and it's ... Not bad at all! I mean, I saw cobwebs here and there but if I expected people to maintain my standards of cleanliness they'd all be nuts.
So now there's this amazing wonderland, all the employees are female and incredibly sweet to us, never mind that it was completely illegal for us to even be there. We looked around and oohed and awed over everything but, y'know, there was this vibrator I really liked! It was teal and perfected and it had bumps all over it, and it's vibration felt like it could rattle my spine if I put it in me - I was enamored.
[Because why wouldn't Nariko Lunae love a vibrator.] But, again: It was illegal for us to be there, they let it slide but they weren't going to sell us actual toys. The box for the BDSM kit was really cute, and it was pink with a big white bow, packaged to look like a gift you'd put it under a tree. Originally it had, like, a paddle and the handcuffs and a silk mask or something - nothing at all racy. When I asked for it they said they'd sell it to me they said yes! So I just took the bow off, put the toy in, and when I paid for the kit I left the tip as the price of the toy I actually wanted!
[And that's how Nariko ended up with a baby BDSM kit. In pursuit of a far more interesting goal.]
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I lost my virginity when I was twelve, so kind of from then? [There was a long break between the first time and the next, but the curiosity kicked back into gear a few months before turning thirteen. Still, the way she answers, quick and sort of offhand, unbothered by the question and even more nonplussed by her own answer is a good indication of the truth: She doesn't realize how incredibly early that is for one to have their cherry popped.
What's more important to her is that discrepancy, because she does catch it. And despite how long they've been dating she won't claim to have seen every inch of his apartment or gone through his stuff. He could easily have stuff hid away! But they're enough like bunnies that if he did have one, wouldn't it have come up?
She goes on with the story anyway.]
Exactly. At least if it's coming from the internet then I picture, like, a warehouse or something where everyone's mandated to wear gloves and keep everything clean! [She's a little bit of a neat freak jsyk - as long as she's in a good mental state.] So we get there and it's ... Not bad at all! I mean, I saw cobwebs here and there but if I expected people to maintain my standards of cleanliness they'd all be nuts.
So now there's this amazing wonderland, all the employees are female and incredibly sweet to us, never mind that it was completely illegal for us to even be there. We looked around and oohed and awed over everything but, y'know, there was this vibrator I really liked! It was teal and perfected and it had bumps all over it, and it's vibration felt like it could rattle my spine if I put it in me - I was enamored.
[Because why wouldn't Nariko Lunae love a vibrator.] But, again: It was illegal for us to be there, they let it slide but they weren't going to sell us actual toys. The box for the BDSM kit was really cute, and it was pink with a big white bow, packaged to look like a gift you'd put it under a tree. Originally it had, like, a paddle and the handcuffs and a silk mask or something - nothing at all racy. When I asked for it they said they'd sell it to me they said yes! So I just took the bow off, put the toy in, and when I paid for the kit I left the tip as the price of the toy I actually wanted!
[And that's how Nariko ended up with a baby BDSM kit. In pursuit of a far more interesting goal.]