[He gives her a look with raised eyebrows. It was even earlier than fourteen?! He really shouldn't ask, and he knows, but he really can't help himself.]

When did you start having sex, then?

[That many people in such a short amount of time...maybe that's why she can take so many of his tentacles can fit at once--maybe she's had more than one guy stuffed up there at once. Oh no, that's such a kinky mental picture. He keeps the thought to himself but he takes a large gulp of lemonade in a poor attempt to quench the thirst.

Not that he's ignoring her story.]

No, I don't blame you--some sex stores can be shady. That's why I always stuck with the internet. [He gives her an even smile--it's a surprising thing for him to say, considering that he has...absolutely no collection that he's ever introduced Nariko to.

Mystery abounds.]