If you're worried about embarrassing stories like scraped knees then I might be the one you need to threaten into silence.

[He finishes off his crepe and slouches back into his seat with a relaxed sigh. He's actually somewhat full and completely content right now! It's nice.]

I mean--face it, we've already done so many scandalous things. [And in one night, too!]

Oh, forgot to mention. I was kinda sad that you left so early that morning--I was planning on making breakfast for you. Want a raincheck on that?