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[He gets a little snort out of her. This comfort-by-banter thing is working, namely because no one has really tried it yet, so there's no pre-made defense.]
If you actually pull it off, I'll have a law suit on my hands! I didn't go through the effort of getting it put in for it to fail under any circumstance.
[Although to be fair to most doctor's none of them could really plan for kraken boyfriend sex, which is pretty rough and tumble.]
No, nothing related to that, not that I enjoy those kinds of spooks very much.
If you actually pull it off, I'll have a law suit on my hands! I didn't go through the effort of getting it put in for it to fail under any circumstance.
[Although to be fair to most doctor's none of them could really plan for kraken boyfriend sex, which is pretty rough and tumble.]
No, nothing related to that, not that I enjoy those kinds of spooks very much.
Edited 2016-03-16 04:42 (UTC)
[A white summer dress with matching thigh highs, and no panties to get in the way if he really goes that far up to explore. Above the table she smiles at the waiter as drinks are brought along, but then she's focused on him again.]
That makes sense, it's not really a lunch item I suppose. But there were potstickers, and that's a third of the way as good.
[If he needed to touch he could have just said so, she kind of wonders why he didn't.]
That makes sense, it's not really a lunch item I suppose. But there were potstickers, and that's a third of the way as good.
[If he needed to touch he could have just said so, she kind of wonders why he didn't.]
Diabetes Ice Cream.
[That's what Moose Tracks really is.] But that sounds about right, way too heavy. They have this really nice vanilla-strawberry swirl thing that might be nice! It's lighter than you might think.
[They have to go a little bit of a ways to get there so she goes a tad quicker than beforehand.]
[That's what Moose Tracks really is.] But that sounds about right, way too heavy. They have this really nice vanilla-strawberry swirl thing that might be nice! It's lighter than you might think.
[They have to go a little bit of a ways to get there so she goes a tad quicker than beforehand.]
[Oh my God, how cuuuuute! ]
I'm really excited for those.
[Aaaaand everything else he ordered, too, which she is more than free to sample so they can judge it together.
Meanwhile, his tentacles sneak into the top hem of her thigh highs. They're trying to slip inside and share the tight space with her, but thanks to his suckers, he ends up pulling them down. Oops. Better place those in her discarded shoes.]
This lemonade is pretty great, too, [he says, after sampling it.] You'd think for such a simple concept it'd be hard to mess it up, but rarely do they make it as good as I make it at home.
I'm really excited for those.
[Aaaaand everything else he ordered, too, which she is more than free to sample so they can judge it together.
Meanwhile, his tentacles sneak into the top hem of her thigh highs. They're trying to slip inside and share the tight space with her, but thanks to his suckers, he ends up pulling them down. Oops. Better place those in her discarded shoes.]
This lemonade is pretty great, too, [he says, after sampling it.] You'd think for such a simple concept it'd be hard to mess it up, but rarely do they make it as good as I make it at home.
[It's a good thing he doesn't mind speed. The streets are a little crowded, since it is the weekend, after all--but it's hard for other pedestrians to miss a giant kraken in a wheelchair.]
Oh, that sounds perfect. Does the strawberry part have chunks in it?
[Or can he get strawberry toppings?]
Oh, that sounds perfect. Does the strawberry part have chunks in it?
[Or can he get strawberry toppings?]
Oh, that's what you're using. I should've asked sooner, actually...
[Don't. Don't think about how fun the challenge would be to try to pull it out. Ew. Because that would be agonizing for Nariko.]
You wouldn't have any scares with that, would you? Still...
[He looks down at her midsection.]
You'd look so hot knocked up.
[Don't. Don't think about how fun the challenge would be to try to pull it out. Ew. Because that would be agonizing for Nariko.]
You wouldn't have any scares with that, would you? Still...
[He looks down at her midsection.]
You'd look so hot knocked up.
[If Boxer had meant to pull her out of the doom and gloom of her own past and the overall situation then, wow, he pulled it off in huge spades judging by her shocked expression.]
No, I wouldn't! [And yet she bites her lip to keep a rather telling smile off of her face. That's not the kind of thing that should actually turn her on and yet it pretty much always has.] I'd be huge and moody and probably end up with triplets, if I've inherited the ridiculous fertility of every woman on my father's side of the family.
[Which, y'know, she has!]
It's bad enough that the first one apparently wasn't strong enough.
[So for as unsettling as it was? Yes, she's already had an Event concerning all that.]
No, I wouldn't! [And yet she bites her lip to keep a rather telling smile off of her face. That's not the kind of thing that should actually turn her on and yet it pretty much always has.] I'd be huge and moody and probably end up with triplets, if I've inherited the ridiculous fertility of every woman on my father's side of the family.
[Which, y'know, she has!]
It's bad enough that the first one apparently wasn't strong enough.
[So for as unsettling as it was? Yes, she's already had an Event concerning all that.]
Triplets...
[He leans off to the side, eyes still trained on her midsection and making a big show of how he's imagining the bump on her that would come from carrying around such a big load.
He wouldn't do it if the idea had really horrified her, but he's gotten pretty good at reading her expressions even when she tries to hide them.]
[He leans off to the side, eyes still trained on her midsection and making a big show of how he's imagining the bump on her that would come from carrying around such a big load.
He wouldn't do it if the idea had really horrified her, but he's gotten pretty good at reading her expressions even when she tries to hide them.]
[Boxer is getting the girlfriend Look. The one that either means he's about to be reprimanded or applauded for something, the result will depend very heavily on how he answers the next question:]
Are you just teasing me again?
[Because .. If he's not ... Then ... It might not be so bad. Maybe.]
Are you just teasing me again?
[Because .. If he's not ... Then ... It might not be so bad. Maybe.]
No, but you can get strawberries on top!
[Considering that it's one of her favorite fruits she might never accept a dessert establishment that did not honor the classic flavor that was strawberry, in most of its forms.]
I usually get the one with bananas, nutella, cheesecake, and vanilla! [Simple and sweet! But she's not going with the usual tonight, because what's the fun in that? It takes a few more minutes but when they turn into the part the food truck is just an extra ways off. There's already a healthy line, and a few other citizens hanging around the benches and enjoying their handheld crepes. They're Japanese style but, honestly, this is New Cloudbank, the city always puts a twist on whatever it latches onto!
So while the batter is thin and all the classic toppings are there the ice cream choices are nearly endless, and there were more than a few unique flavors to go along with a nearly endless list of toppings and sauces.
But the absolute best part was that even the normal sized crepes were a bit big, but the Deluxe crepes might just be the right size for Boxer!]
[Considering that it's one of her favorite fruits she might never accept a dessert establishment that did not honor the classic flavor that was strawberry, in most of its forms.]
I usually get the one with bananas, nutella, cheesecake, and vanilla! [Simple and sweet! But she's not going with the usual tonight, because what's the fun in that? It takes a few more minutes but when they turn into the part the food truck is just an extra ways off. There's already a healthy line, and a few other citizens hanging around the benches and enjoying their handheld crepes. They're Japanese style but, honestly, this is New Cloudbank, the city always puts a twist on whatever it latches onto!
So while the batter is thin and all the classic toppings are there the ice cream choices are nearly endless, and there were more than a few unique flavors to go along with a nearly endless list of toppings and sauces.
But the absolute best part was that even the normal sized crepes were a bit big, but the Deluxe crepes might just be the right size for Boxer!]
[She does try to be cute for him ♥, whenever she's not attempting to inspire instant boners.
She ends up giggling a little as her thigh highs leave the equation, and she lets them go without a second thought.]
I think it's pretty unfair to compare it to yours! Of course it's going to be better.
[And as his girlfriend of course what he makes will always be her favorite! It's not even a contest. ... She's doing her best to keep from looking down, this is too much fun. ]
She ends up giggling a little as her thigh highs leave the equation, and she lets them go without a second thought.]
I think it's pretty unfair to compare it to yours! Of course it's going to be better.
[And as his girlfriend of course what he makes will always be her favorite! It's not even a contest. ... She's doing her best to keep from looking down, this is too much fun. ]
Point taken.
[But. Okay. That was a passable answer. You're now allowed to let your imagination go at its full speed, Boxer, not that her approval would really stop him one way or another.]
There'd be something else involved with that extra curve, you know.
[Namely the live being that would be incubating in there.]
[But. Okay. That was a passable answer. You're now allowed to let your imagination go at its full speed, Boxer, not that her approval would really stop him one way or another.]
There'd be something else involved with that extra curve, you know.
[Namely the live being that would be incubating in there.]
A-ah...
[Japanese crepes. Japanese crepes!!! Oh my God, Nariko, giant Japanese crepes! He stares in awe at one of the deluxe ones two young women are sharing.
The long line ends up being a good thing because it gives him plenty of time to decide what he wants. Just vanilla and strawberry swirl with only strawberries isn't going to cut it.]
This is awesome, Nariko.
[He's very excited, albeit it manifests a lot more quieter and mild-mannered than Nariko's.]
[Japanese crepes. Japanese crepes!!! Oh my God, Nariko, giant Japanese crepes! He stares in awe at one of the deluxe ones two young women are sharing.
The long line ends up being a good thing because it gives him plenty of time to decide what he wants. Just vanilla and strawberry swirl with only strawberries isn't going to cut it.]
This is awesome, Nariko.
[He's very excited, albeit it manifests a lot more quieter and mild-mannered than Nariko's.]
[Cute or sexy, there is no third option. Even when she does nothing special she's still super cute.]
It's just nice to order something that isn't just lemon-flavored sugar water.
[Now without any stockings to play with, his tentacles move upward. He's in the middle of taking a sip of his drink when they slither up her thighs, and when he expects to hit her panty line, he just finds...her skin.
He nearly chokes on his lemonade when he realizes she's not wearing underwear, but now there's a tentacle cradling her labia.]
It's just nice to order something that isn't just lemon-flavored sugar water.
[Now without any stockings to play with, his tentacles move upward. He's in the middle of taking a sip of his drink when they slither up her thighs, and when he expects to hit her panty line, he just finds...her skin.
He nearly chokes on his lemonade when he realizes she's not wearing underwear, but now there's a tentacle cradling her labia.]
[She can read his excitement just fine, and she beams that much brighter for knowing that she's kind of impressed him!]
I was hoping you would like it!
[She leans down to kiss his cheek, and it takes a good amount of self control to refrain from dancing in place a little.]
What should I get, though? Oh, they've got a s'mores crepe, that's new!!!
[Hot fudge, vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream, marshmallows and chocolate syrup with a cinnamon crepe!! She has found her new, second love of the night!]
I was hoping you would like it!
[She leans down to kiss his cheek, and it takes a good amount of self control to refrain from dancing in place a little.]
What should I get, though? Oh, they've got a s'mores crepe, that's new!!!
[Hot fudge, vanilla-chocolate swirl ice cream, marshmallows and chocolate syrup with a cinnamon crepe!! She has found her new, second love of the night!]
Edited 2016-03-17 03:07 (UTC)
There's always alcohol!
[It is a vacation, after all! And speaking of that ... She's already flagging down a waiter by the time he finds out what's going on down there. She grins at him, raising a brow. Is it really that surprising? She's pretty much going to be down to fuck at every single turn. Underwear would only get in the way! Except stockings. Those deserve proper care and attention when put to use.
Anyway, excuse her while she orders an outrageously touristy cruise drink!]
[It is a vacation, after all! And speaking of that ... She's already flagging down a waiter by the time he finds out what's going on down there. She grins at him, raising a brow. Is it really that surprising? She's pretty much going to be down to fuck at every single turn. Underwear would only get in the way! Except stockings. Those deserve proper care and attention when put to use.
Anyway, excuse her while she orders an outrageously touristy cruise drink!]
[Mostly because she was watching his reaction to that particular aspect of it.]
Mm.
[What a middling response though, it could mean an awful lot of things at once, so there's no conclusive result!! Oh well. She settles back against him and ... Apparently doesn't feel the need to say anything else just yet! It's something that happens at times, though it doesn't mean she's without anything to say.]
Mm.
[What a middling response though, it could mean an awful lot of things at once, so there's no conclusive result!! Oh well. She settles back against him and ... Apparently doesn't feel the need to say anything else just yet! It's something that happens at times, though it doesn't mean she's without anything to say.]
S'mores, huh...?
[He's formulating a plan that basically equates to a banana split crepe. They have one already made up on their menu, but he's got a better idea...neapolitan ice cream with bananas, strawberries, and hot fudge on top. Hell yes.
So that's what he orders when they get to the end of the line.]
[He's formulating a plan that basically equates to a banana split crepe. They have one already made up on their menu, but he's got a better idea...neapolitan ice cream with bananas, strawberries, and hot fudge on top. Hell yes.
So that's what he orders when they get to the end of the line.]
[He has absolutely no idea what she just said because what the hell, Nariko. He waits until the waiter leaves to whisper in her direction:]
Aren't you worried about leaving a mess somewhere?
[Especially when, you know, his other tentacles keep climbing up inside her dress, one of which peeks out from her cleavage a few millimeters and waves as if in greeting. Hi!]
Aren't you worried about leaving a mess somewhere?
[Especially when, you know, his other tentacles keep climbing up inside her dress, one of which peeks out from her cleavage a few millimeters and waves as if in greeting. Hi!]
[She goes with the s'mores option and it doesn't take long to get their treats! There's a good few employees packed in that truck.]
Hey. [Her phone reappears and she pulls her camera up.] Smile!
[She won't take it if he really minds, but that thing is really huge, it seems a shame to not take a picture!]
Hey. [Her phone reappears and she pulls her camera up.] Smile!
[She won't take it if he really minds, but that thing is really huge, it seems a shame to not take a picture!]
Nope!
[She looks down at the waving one and taps it with her finger. High-five, little dude! But also go back between her tits - she pushes it down gently not because she's bothered but tight spaces are good, right? There's nothing tighter than the valley created by this particular bra, okay, it's made for pushing them up and pressing together.]
If it really ends up being a mess my panties aren't going to save me anyway!
[Between how much they both come a little scrap of fabric doesn't stand a chance.]
Besides, what's life without a bit of a challenge! [Even if it is a bit of a doomed one.]
[She looks down at the waving one and taps it with her finger. High-five, little dude! But also go back between her tits - she pushes it down gently not because she's bothered but tight spaces are good, right? There's nothing tighter than the valley created by this particular bra, okay, it's made for pushing them up and pressing together.]
If it really ends up being a mess my panties aren't going to save me anyway!
[Between how much they both come a little scrap of fabric doesn't stand a chance.]
Besides, what's life without a bit of a challenge! [Even if it is a bit of a doomed one.]
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