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[No one can love her boobs more than she does, but Boxer is very, extremely welcome to give it a shot, despite being an ass man as far as his girlfriend's opinion is concerned.]
I'm determined to make sure every part of you knows that I love it.
[It's like her second mission life, so he gets a little air kiss aimed at the heart shape he's made with his hands! ... He'll just have to forgive the little yawn that pops up towards the end.]
Are you gonna keep me plugged all night? [Usually one wouldn't be able to nap or sleep with a dick in them but ... This is Boxer. Granted, at some point they're gonna need to use the actual toy for this very specific purpose.]
I'm determined to make sure every part of you knows that I love it.
[It's like her second mission life, so he gets a little air kiss aimed at the heart shape he's made with his hands! ... He'll just have to forgive the little yawn that pops up towards the end.]
Are you gonna keep me plugged all night? [Usually one wouldn't be able to nap or sleep with a dick in them but ... This is Boxer. Granted, at some point they're gonna need to use the actual toy for this very specific purpose.]
[Gotta get that sexy PJ booty going on.]
Yeah! [Boxer likes blankets a lot because they help him retain moisture, so he has...a lot of them. More than he has clothes.] Make sure you grab one of the big ones. They're in the bedroom closet.
[And that's why movie-watching at home is the best, because it allows Boxer all the room a kraken needs to properly cuddle. You'd think that a theater would be sufficiently large, but no, the chairs always get in the way, and plastic arm rests aren't the most comfy thing to wrap your tentacles around when you're trying to be all cute and stuff.]
Yeah! [Boxer likes blankets a lot because they help him retain moisture, so he has...a lot of them. More than he has clothes.] Make sure you grab one of the big ones. They're in the bedroom closet.
[And that's why movie-watching at home is the best, because it allows Boxer all the room a kraken needs to properly cuddle. You'd think that a theater would be sufficiently large, but no, the chairs always get in the way, and plastic arm rests aren't the most comfy thing to wrap your tentacles around when you're trying to be all cute and stuff.]
[Wingman bragging to win over...uh...herself?]
Gonna be honest...I didn't mean to tuck you in like that. I was just going to lay you down and throw the comforter over you, but I lost control of myself..
[Because that's the thing a monster does when he loses control. He tucks in cute women. But right now, he has some sweet bean paste to attend to! And also steaming some spinach. Then he'll work on stuffing and folding some of those dumplings and arranging them to fry them up.]
Gonna be honest...I didn't mean to tuck you in like that. I was just going to lay you down and throw the comforter over you, but I lost control of myself..
[Because that's the thing a monster does when he loses control. He tucks in cute women. But right now, he has some sweet bean paste to attend to! And also steaming some spinach. Then he'll work on stuffing and folding some of those dumplings and arranging them to fry them up.]
Okay!
[After rifling through his closet she comes back with the biggest one she could find that might not threaten to overheat her during the whole movie watching process. At the couch she picks her spot and dumps the blanket before going over to his little side table - the one with all the nearby lotions and such for that moisture issue? She's gonna tuck one off to the side, if it seems like a good idea when they settle, she'd like to massage a tentacle or two.
... She really likes them, okay.]
Almost ready?
[The movie is starting!]
[After rifling through his closet she comes back with the biggest one she could find that might not threaten to overheat her during the whole movie watching process. At the couch she picks her spot and dumps the blanket before going over to his little side table - the one with all the nearby lotions and such for that moisture issue? She's gonna tuck one off to the side, if it seems like a good idea when they settle, she'd like to massage a tentacle or two.
... She really likes them, okay.]
Almost ready?
[The movie is starting!]
[He'll try. And he thinks he's an ass man too, but if you really pushed him he'd have to admit there's not a single part on Nariko that he doesn't care for.
The yawn is...a little alarming, even though he's pretty sure she doesn't mean to be passive-aggressive with it. His smile weakens to something a little more sheepish.]
Um...I know this probably isn't the sexiest thing to say, but I have to admit...it wouldn't be preferable.
[It takes a significant amount of effort to keep his dick out when it's not erect.]
Was hoping you'd have a plan.
The yawn is...a little alarming, even though he's pretty sure she doesn't mean to be passive-aggressive with it. His smile weakens to something a little more sheepish.]
Um...I know this probably isn't the sexiest thing to say, but I have to admit...it wouldn't be preferable.
[It takes a significant amount of effort to keep his dick out when it's not erect.]
Was hoping you'd have a plan.
[Exactly!!]
I think that's a great way to lose control. I mean, obviously I can roll up in my blankets but it's not the same as when someone else does it.
[She has no idea how he loses control over that, but she doesn't feel a need to question it. That sweet bean paste? Yeah, she finds a little corner of that to swipe onto her finger and eat. Pre-cooking taste testing is vital!]
I think that's a great way to lose control. I mean, obviously I can roll up in my blankets but it's not the same as when someone else does it.
[She has no idea how he loses control over that, but she doesn't feel a need to question it. That sweet bean paste? Yeah, she finds a little corner of that to swipe onto her finger and eat. Pre-cooking taste testing is vital!]
[It's exhausting, stretching your body out! Or maybe just the whole thing, who knows. It's managed to be an emotional trip as much as a sexual one, after all.]
No, it's okay! To be honest I'm kind of relieved to hear that.
[She's just as sheepish admitting it.] I brought toys. The turquoise one should work.
[Nariko kind of ... Rolls to one side, because her suitcase isn't that far off so she can try to get it!! ... No, this is probably a bad idea and not the moment to be incredibly independent about every little thing.]
No, it's okay! To be honest I'm kind of relieved to hear that.
[She's just as sheepish admitting it.] I brought toys. The turquoise one should work.
[Nariko kind of ... Rolls to one side, because her suitcase isn't that far off so she can try to get it!! ... No, this is probably a bad idea and not the moment to be incredibly independent about every little thing.]
Woah, hold on.
[As much fun as it is to watch her wobble around with that big belly, maybe they shouldn't risk her moving in just the wrong way and have a huge mess on their hands.]
Can I get it for you instead?
[She'll have to explain where it is, but still...he can reach just about anywhere in this room without moving his body.]
[As much fun as it is to watch her wobble around with that big belly, maybe they shouldn't risk her moving in just the wrong way and have a huge mess on their hands.]
Can I get it for you instead?
[She'll have to explain where it is, but still...he can reach just about anywhere in this room without moving his body.]
[It's not like he has some kind of monster instinct that took over. It's much cuter than that: he lost control of himself because she was so damn cute that he couldn't help but wrap her up nice and tightly and protectively!!
...okay maybe there was a little monster factor in there.
He chuckles when she samples the paste.]
You like it? It's supposed to be a filling but I like it as a side.
...okay maybe there was a little monster factor in there.
He chuckles when she samples the paste.]
You like it? It's supposed to be a filling but I like it as a side.
Yep.
[He hoists himself onto the couch from his wheelchair, carrying a bowl of his caramel popcorn which is still in the process of properly cooling and hardening. He hasn't caught her picking out a lotion for him, so it'll be a pleasant surprise when she comes out with it.]
[He hoists himself onto the couch from his wheelchair, carrying a bowl of his caramel popcorn which is still in the process of properly cooling and hardening. He hasn't caught her picking out a lotion for him, so it'll be a pleasant surprise when she comes out with it.]
[He would really have to sit her down and explain that because when she thinks about his instincts it's like ... To eat or hunt or sleep ... Nothing that wouldn't stray too far from human instincts. That has a lot to do with her perspective, but why would any living thing have an instinct to bundle another thing up tightly?
As for whether she likes it or not: He gets an approving food moan, at first.]
I could eat a bowl of it. [But it'll probably be even better as a filling.] How was I lucky enough to meet such a talented, sweet guy?
[Who takes care of her like she's ... Valuable or something.]
As for whether she likes it or not: He gets an approving food moan, at first.]
I could eat a bowl of it. [But it'll probably be even better as a filling.] How was I lucky enough to meet such a talented, sweet guy?
[Who takes care of her like she's ... Valuable or something.]
Perfect.
[When he's settled and they've got the bowl of popcorn out of the way she spreads the blanket out neatly, making doubly sure that he's well covered before she eases back into her spot. She's just next to him because it might be presumptuous to cuddle, right? Something like that.
Anyway, the movie starts!]
This is supposed to be good! It got an amazing review from my favorite blogger!
[She's too excited to judge herself for sounding kinda nerdy.]
[When he's settled and they've got the bowl of popcorn out of the way she spreads the blanket out neatly, making doubly sure that he's well covered before she eases back into her spot. She's just next to him because it might be presumptuous to cuddle, right? Something like that.
Anyway, the movie starts!]
This is supposed to be good! It got an amazing review from my favorite blogger!
[She's too excited to judge herself for sounding kinda nerdy.]
I can ... [But the way she's twisting her body right now is putting an incredible amount of pressure in all the wrong places, so she gets his point rather quickly.] ... Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Thanks.
[Ahem.]
It's in the suitcase with the black diamond pattern. The toys are at the bottom underneath my pile of swimsuits. There's only one turquoise one.
[If nothing else she can at least be thorough.]
[Ahem.]
It's in the suitcase with the black diamond pattern. The toys are at the bottom underneath my pile of swimsuits. There's only one turquoise one.
[If nothing else she can at least be thorough.]
[Valuable! Pah. The gall to even suggest it!
But to answer her question, he doesn't actually know, but if he thinks about it for a while he'll realize that he was projecting the comfort he gets from being in tight spaces onto her. Plus, humans swaddle their babies for that reason, right? ...Right?]
Because you were one of the few brave souls that dared to encroach on a dangerous monster's territory. [Now he's peppering the side of her face with kisses.] Well-marked territory at that.
But to answer her question, he doesn't actually know, but if he thinks about it for a while he'll realize that he was projecting the comfort he gets from being in tight spaces onto her. Plus, humans swaddle their babies for that reason, right? ...Right?]
Because you were one of the few brave souls that dared to encroach on a dangerous monster's territory. [Now he's peppering the side of her face with kisses.] Well-marked territory at that.
[It's not presumptuous at all considering...that the ends of his tentacles have already begun to wrap around her ankles. Whether or not it's just an instinctual thing--to wrap around nearby objects--or genuine foreplay for cuddling, even he doesn't know.]
You read movie blogs?
[If she's more focused on the movie than she is him, she might miss the subtle intonation that reads You are such a dork and that's super cute.]
You read movie blogs?
[If she's more focused on the movie than she is him, she might miss the subtle intonation that reads You are such a dork and that's super cute.]
[Woah, yikes.]
You okay?
[He doesn't know what exactly to make of the expression she put on but it can't be good. He's reaching out with a tentacle to swiftly undo the zipper and toss open the lid, deftly moving her swimsuits to the side to get to her toys. So what IS the "turquoise one", anyway?]
You okay?
[He doesn't know what exactly to make of the expression she put on but it can't be good. He's reaching out with a tentacle to swiftly undo the zipper and toss open the lid, deftly moving her swimsuits to the side to get to her toys. So what IS the "turquoise one", anyway?]
[Maybe so they don't, like, roll over and die or something??? Yes, there was probably a reason but she would have to google it for the smart explanation.]
High risk, high gain? [She barely gets the words out before she's half-descending into a fit of giggles.] You know I was almost really concerned that I was going to get eaten there.
[Wait for it, Boxer.] Instead I was devoured, and I haven't regretted it since.
High risk, high gain? [She barely gets the words out before she's half-descending into a fit of giggles.] You know I was almost really concerned that I was going to get eaten there.
[Wait for it, Boxer.] Instead I was devoured, and I haven't regretted it since.
Just the Onion Meter! I can't stand those overly involved critics who've been doing the same thing for over twenty years! They have no mind for creativity or vision and it drives me nuts! There's this one specific reviewer - his name is Sebastian - who I totally swear by! It's like having a best friend watch everything before you!
[Yes, she missed the little hint for a second but it caught up with her like a delayed reaction. She looks a bit embarrassed at first and then relaxes.]
It's just, y'know, kind of a silly hobby, I guess.
[..... But he thinks it's cute.]
[Yes, she missed the little hint for a second but it caught up with her like a delayed reaction. She looks a bit embarrassed at first and then relaxes.]
It's just, y'know, kind of a silly hobby, I guess.
[..... But he thinks it's cute.]
Yeah, I just forgot about gravity and physics for a second.
[She's not used to working with a sizable belly and there's a reason they need something to act as a stop guard down there! Mr. Turquoise will do the job, though! It is a rather sizable bullet vibrator with a soft, almost matte like finish. It's incredibly bright and deserves to be named after the color it bears! Even when she's relaxed it should work for keeping everything in!]
[She's not used to working with a sizable belly and there's a reason they need something to act as a stop guard down there! Mr. Turquoise will do the job, though! It is a rather sizable bullet vibrator with a soft, almost matte like finish. It's incredibly bright and deserves to be named after the color it bears! Even when she's relaxed it should work for keeping everything in!]
It's not silly. A lot of people are into movies like that.
[Most people, it feels like.]
It's good that you have a source that you trust. It'd be a waste to go to movies without knowing if they were going to suck, right?
[He doesn't know. Maybe that would be the appeal for someone? He'd rather play video games.]
[Most people, it feels like.]
It's good that you have a source that you trust. It'd be a waste to go to movies without knowing if they were going to suck, right?
[He doesn't know. Maybe that would be the appeal for someone? He'd rather play video games.]
You gonna be okay?
[He asks the question as he suction cups the bright vibrator and pulls it up onto the bed. This means that he has to start undoing his tentacle from inside of her, which seems like an easy enough task but since he does it slowly--for her comfort--he ends up getting fully erect shortly after starting.]
Ah...
[He's not sure if he should be disappointed or pleasantly surprised.]
[He asks the question as he suction cups the bright vibrator and pulls it up onto the bed. This means that he has to start undoing his tentacle from inside of her, which seems like an easy enough task but since he does it slowly--for her comfort--he ends up getting fully erect shortly after starting.]
Ah...
[He's not sure if he should be disappointed or pleasantly surprised.]
Oh no!!
[She can barely make it through that without dissolving into a fit of giggles.]
Someone save me! Or maybe don't, ever!
[You can see how one might accuse her of sending mixed signals.]
[She can barely make it through that without dissolving into a fit of giggles.]
Someone save me! Or maybe don't, ever!
[You can see how one might accuse her of sending mixed signals.]
Pretty much! I mean, if I had more time I'd watch everything that interested me, but most of the time I'm lucky if I can get to one or two a month.
[So having someone do the hard work for her saves a lot of time.]
I didn't show it to you because I thought it'd be kind of much, but I actually have somewhere around two-hundred fifty movies!
[They were underneath her entertainment center, which blessedly included cabinets. But hey, at least she's got a passion?]
[So having someone do the hard work for her saves a lot of time.]
I didn't show it to you because I thought it'd be kind of much, but I actually have somewhere around two-hundred fifty movies!
[They were underneath her entertainment center, which blessedly included cabinets. But hey, at least she's got a passion?]
Mmhm, I'll have to get used to it.
[Since this is a thing they're planning on indulging in somewhat regularly! But the process of moving it out of her is, uh, definitely interesting. She can't pretend that all the moving around, even if it's mostly in reverse, doesn't have an effect on her too! But that it gets him all kinds of stiff is a little surprising.]
So it's true that they all have minds of their own!
[Human, monster ... the dick wants what it wants.]
[Since this is a thing they're planning on indulging in somewhat regularly! But the process of moving it out of her is, uh, definitely interesting. She can't pretend that all the moving around, even if it's mostly in reverse, doesn't have an effect on her too! But that it gets him all kinds of stiff is a little surprising.]
So it's true that they all have minds of their own!
[Human, monster ... the dick wants what it wants.]
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