[Why does he even allow himself to speak such gross words. 'Unpaid leave'! Bah! But she does kind of have to think about it because ... Marathon sex could be lots of fun!]
That's close, but no. We'd need money for food.
That's close, but no. We'd need money for food.
[She tilts her head at him, smiling. What she really wants is to kiss his face off, but this is still sort of, technically a date and it's not a good look to be all desperate and needy. So she keeps her hands to herself and her eyes off of his mouth.]
Of course!
[Tell her all sorts of things, Boxer.]
Of course!
[Tell her all sorts of things, Boxer.]
[Boxer you are not nearly as alarmed as she sort of needs you to be.]
Yeah, I'm gonna say this is definitely the first time I've seen you blend in with something.
[Was his mother a chameleon.]
Yeah, I'm gonna say this is definitely the first time I've seen you blend in with something.
[Was his mother a chameleon.]
[Oh, she isn't rushing him! He's free to take his time since giving into her own sense of anticipation means asking him to fuck her properly and that messes with the overall plan. When he starts the nuzzling she has to do her best to keep from giggling. Instead she cards her fingers through Boxer's hair, she'd lean in to kiss him somehow if bending that way made sense with her inflated stomach.]
Well, there's a first time for everything, and you know how stubborn I can get.
[Look, right about now anything feels possible. Sky's the limit, they're both kink weirdoes together and that's got to be as powerful as love if not more.]
Well, there's a first time for everything, and you know how stubborn I can get.
[Look, right about now anything feels possible. Sky's the limit, they're both kink weirdoes together and that's got to be as powerful as love if not more.]
[EYEBROWS RAISING.]
Oh, so I'd be a kept woman for a time.
[She's not giving any indication as to whether the idea upsets her or not.]
Oh, so I'd be a kept woman for a time.
[She's not giving any indication as to whether the idea upsets her or not.]
Oh, thank goodness. [If they'd been on the 'bad' list she might have cried, honest to god.]
The Sea Monster is good [Although that name is way more ironic now.] but also consider Supremo Deluxe.
[It's her favorite.] Still, I'm glad.
The Sea Monster is good [Although that name is way more ironic now.] but also consider Supremo Deluxe.
[It's her favorite.] Still, I'm glad.
[Ah-huh.
Lucky Boxer, that ploy works! She's way more concerned with the tongue action than the vague possibility that he might be making fun of her, which, even if he was she doubted it could be anything malicious. Boxer has a weird sense of humor and she'd accepted that about him a long time ago!
But if he wants more vaguely hilarious sex talk then he'll just need to give her a second to get back into the moment.]
Lucky Boxer, that ploy works! She's way more concerned with the tongue action than the vague possibility that he might be making fun of her, which, even if he was she doubted it could be anything malicious. Boxer has a weird sense of humor and she'd accepted that about him a long time ago!
But if he wants more vaguely hilarious sex talk then he'll just need to give her a second to get back into the moment.]
[..... That's still so weird, and he really should have warned her about it but alright, worse things have happened. Except does that mean that he was so upset by the whole meeting that his subconscious felt like he had to hide in order to feel safe?
Wow.]
No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have woken you up.
[Especially since he had trouble with it in the first place. She leans over to kiss his cheek.] Go back to bed.
Wow.]
No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have woken you up.
[Especially since he had trouble with it in the first place. She leans over to kiss his cheek.] Go back to bed.
[Ohohohoho!!!!]
Mm, you're smart. Knew there was a reason I wanted you from the instant we met.
[She's oddly proud of him in that moment.]
Mm, you're smart. Knew there was a reason I wanted you from the instant we met.
[She's oddly proud of him in that moment.]
Don't crush my dreams.
[She chuckles a little while saying it, because it's a weird dream to have when, christ, she's already taking half and that's no small amount by any possible measure in the world. Maybe she should know when to stop or calm herself down but her desire to push at her own limits was a good thing, right? At least as far as Boxer was concerned.]
What, you don't wanna know the joy of multiple orgasms within minutes? They're fun!
[If you were a masochist that enjoyed overstimulation.]
I guess filling me in both ends works just as well.
[She chuckles a little while saying it, because it's a weird dream to have when, christ, she's already taking half and that's no small amount by any possible measure in the world. Maybe she should know when to stop or calm herself down but her desire to push at her own limits was a good thing, right? At least as far as Boxer was concerned.]
What, you don't wanna know the joy of multiple orgasms within minutes? They're fun!
[If you were a masochist that enjoyed overstimulation.]
I guess filling me in both ends works just as well.
[She knows that look and she gives it right back. Look, she's cute, got an awesome job, and she's completely into him. He's gonna have to let the Jan's debate go. Or let it become a long running debate over the course of their relationship - one or the other.
The mention of Mystery Jan's makes her grimace.]
Oh, agreed, there's so much grease that you can't even put it on a paper towel! I don't even know why it's still on the menu.
[Because it's still an incredibly popular choice, obviously, but still: Gross.]
The mention of Mystery Jan's makes her grimace.]
Oh, agreed, there's so much grease that you can't even put it on a paper towel! I don't even know why it's still on the menu.
[Because it's still an incredibly popular choice, obviously, but still: Gross.]
What.
[Oh, he's - Okay, then.] Is there any part of me you're not going to get to feel all over?
[The answer is no, obviously, and she doesn't mind that he's so thoroughly acquainted to every part of her! It's just, well, she's never had that done while sober! But she doesn't make a single move to stop him.]
I'm ninety percent sure I had a wet dream that involved this, too ...
[She has a lot of sex dreams about Boxer, let's be honest.]
[Oh, he's - Okay, then.] Is there any part of me you're not going to get to feel all over?
[The answer is no, obviously, and she doesn't mind that he's so thoroughly acquainted to every part of her! It's just, well, she's never had that done while sober! But she doesn't make a single move to stop him.]
I'm ninety percent sure I had a wet dream that involved this, too ...
[She has a lot of sex dreams about Boxer, let's be honest.]
[He's incredibly heavy, to the extent that he might almost drag her back into the water with him! She tries to keep the balance, though, because she loves it when he's all cuddly, it's worth the possible surprise drowning.]
And I'll be here later, too.
[Probably sooner than he realizes since it's getting a bit late.]
The next time you get up I'll be right beside you.
[As much as she can be, anyway. There's still going to be a think layer of glass that separates them but - such is life.]
And I'll be here later, too.
[Probably sooner than he realizes since it's getting a bit late.]
The next time you get up I'll be right beside you.
[As much as she can be, anyway. There's still going to be a think layer of glass that separates them but - such is life.]
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