[They're still in fuel territory.]
Hm. [What a good question. But since she isn't being too serious about any of it:]
Fuck biology, I want both.
[Somehow.] Eggs first, though.
Hm. [What a good question. But since she isn't being too serious about any of it:]
Fuck biology, I want both.
[Somehow.] Eggs first, though.
Oh, man.
[... Would that hurt? She has no idea. Maybe it's nothing like giving birth to a human child, which is pretty known to be a painful and strenuous event.]
How many times would you have to come in me to make that feasible?
[Probably more than two or three.]
[... Would that hurt? She has no idea. Maybe it's nothing like giving birth to a human child, which is pretty known to be a painful and strenuous event.]
How many times would you have to come in me to make that feasible?
[Probably more than two or three.]
Don't expect too much, but I think we can find something.
[He's definitely got the right idea, with so many kids around there won't be anything that could make a true dent in Boxer's system, but there's too many tired, jet lagged adults here, there's going to be a flask or eighteen somewhere! It's only a matter of finding them.]
Come on.
[When they go back into the thick of it all most everyone has taken a seat, and those that haven't introduced themselves to Boxer come right up and do so. Thankfully Nariko hands her other half a a very large red solo cup, it's filled with an cheerfully bright pink liquid but he can probably smell the tequila in it. Beggars can't be choosers right now.]
[He's definitely got the right idea, with so many kids around there won't be anything that could make a true dent in Boxer's system, but there's too many tired, jet lagged adults here, there's going to be a flask or eighteen somewhere! It's only a matter of finding them.]
Come on.
[When they go back into the thick of it all most everyone has taken a seat, and those that haven't introduced themselves to Boxer come right up and do so. Thankfully Nariko hands her other half a a very large red solo cup, it's filled with an cheerfully bright pink liquid but he can probably smell the tequila in it. Beggars can't be choosers right now.]
[Oh, this is so weird but it's also the most solid form of relief she's ever felt from these fucking cramps so, really, she's willing to accept the surreality of the whole thing. She can't help squirming when he begins to expand in her body because holy shit there's no putting that out of her head.]
Oh my god that's great.
[She's perfectly fine with squirming and moaning on top of him! And whatever hesitancy she might have felt about having sex all bloody is really beginning to wear off.
Until he says that.]
Wh-what?
[Talk about shifting the mood.]
Oh my god that's great.
[She's perfectly fine with squirming and moaning on top of him! And whatever hesitancy she might have felt about having sex all bloody is really beginning to wear off.
Until he says that.]
Wh-what?
[Talk about shifting the mood.]
['Disastrous' is probably a very good word for it.]
Well, it's not like we'd have to worry about it catching, that's pretty much a guarantee. Hours, though.
[... Maybe it would feel good, though? Not in the most direct way, but still.]
I'd be so huge. [Before giving birth - she's still operating on the idea that it would run like a normal pregnancy so she'd grow to the fullest extent in the very last month. She snickers a bit.] You do realize I'd just be stuck and pregnant for the last half, right?
[And that's bad for him. Somehow.]
Well, it's not like we'd have to worry about it catching, that's pretty much a guarantee. Hours, though.
[... Maybe it would feel good, though? Not in the most direct way, but still.]
I'd be so huge. [Before giving birth - she's still operating on the idea that it would run like a normal pregnancy so she'd grow to the fullest extent in the very last month. She snickers a bit.] You do realize I'd just be stuck and pregnant for the last half, right?
[And that's bad for him. Somehow.]
Mmmphf!
[That's ... Some amount of agreement or, uh, something. Nariko hasn't had decent kushari since she left her grandmother's compound! Even the diverse food scene of New Cloudbank didn't have much room for a genuinely Egyptian dish and considering that there's a literal pound of it within her vicinity she's going to stuff herself. In part because she knows he'll probably still love her despite her obnoxious appetite - but also because she'll actually share with him.
Dinner is another small example of the force that comes with a big family. Yet more relatives talk to Boxer, introducing themselves, asking about his job, about his family (and hearing that there is none will result in a few immediate hugs - it's clearly an unthinkable idea for this lot) and how things have gone with Nariko. There were more than a few jokes regarding his other halves sexual hunger. Nariko sits through it with a moderately clenched jaw and a whole lot of hot sauce dumped onto one half of her plate.
But somewhere in the middle of all that Boxer might find that he's gone through a bit of a time warp. Nariko is, of course, right to one side of him but a different woman takes his other. Her jaw structure, the shape of her eyes, the hair, and even the general shape of her body - all of it is incredibly similar to Nariko. Or rather, Nariko is incredibly similar to her, because his new table guest is in her mid-sixties, though it might be hard to discern her age, at most she looks fifteen years ahead of his fiancee.]
[That's ... Some amount of agreement or, uh, something. Nariko hasn't had decent kushari since she left her grandmother's compound! Even the diverse food scene of New Cloudbank didn't have much room for a genuinely Egyptian dish and considering that there's a literal pound of it within her vicinity she's going to stuff herself. In part because she knows he'll probably still love her despite her obnoxious appetite - but also because she'll actually share with him.
Dinner is another small example of the force that comes with a big family. Yet more relatives talk to Boxer, introducing themselves, asking about his job, about his family (and hearing that there is none will result in a few immediate hugs - it's clearly an unthinkable idea for this lot) and how things have gone with Nariko. There were more than a few jokes regarding his other halves sexual hunger. Nariko sits through it with a moderately clenched jaw and a whole lot of hot sauce dumped onto one half of her plate.
But somewhere in the middle of all that Boxer might find that he's gone through a bit of a time warp. Nariko is, of course, right to one side of him but a different woman takes his other. Her jaw structure, the shape of her eyes, the hair, and even the general shape of her body - all of it is incredibly similar to Nariko. Or rather, Nariko is incredibly similar to her, because his new table guest is in her mid-sixties, though it might be hard to discern her age, at most she looks fifteen years ahead of his fiancee.]
[But now she's going to worry about it! Or make some vague attempt to because there's a good amount of sensation going on here and she's only capable of taking in so much. And at the forefront is his new low and slow technique which, frankly, is already driving her pretty goddamn nuts.]
I-It'll be fine. [Hopefully because, wow, there are few things that could genuinely turn her off completely, and that might be one of them.]
Boxer, [Moaning his name really is a lot of fun, just for the record.] I - One's not enough! There's another - you know!
[She's never had so much trouble asking to be fucked, this is almost it's own brand of mortifying.]
I-It'll be fine. [Hopefully because, wow, there are few things that could genuinely turn her off completely, and that might be one of them.]
Boxer, [Moaning his name really is a lot of fun, just for the record.] I - One's not enough! There's another - you know!
[She's never had so much trouble asking to be fucked, this is almost it's own brand of mortifying.]
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[She inhales a little sharply there, and when she exhales it's meant to be calming, but there's not much success to be had.]
We just finished messing around and I'm ready to go all over again.
[This is such an unfair conversation but it's oh so good to imagine.] It's not like anyone would hear it if something happened up here, right?
[Because why would you ask her to be patient enough to make it all the way back to their room?]
We just finished messing around and I'm ready to go all over again.
[This is such an unfair conversation but it's oh so good to imagine.] It's not like anyone would hear it if something happened up here, right?
[Because why would you ask her to be patient enough to make it all the way back to their room?]
[No tampons involved, just a pad, which has likely been angled out of the way during the ass shenanigans.]
N-No, it's not you or anything. [So he doesn't have anything to apologize for, he's just being caution for her sake and really she appreciates that! Better to take it slow than rush right in there with something like this.] I just can't believe it feels right.
[Which is just the same as admitting that she can't believe he's about to fuck her while she's bloody and her nerves are a mess and the entirety of her usually efficient brain is centered around sex and molten lava cake.]
N-No, it's not you or anything. [So he doesn't have anything to apologize for, he's just being caution for her sake and really she appreciates that! Better to take it slow than rush right in there with something like this.] I just can't believe it feels right.
[Which is just the same as admitting that she can't believe he's about to fuck her while she's bloody and her nerves are a mess and the entirety of her usually efficient brain is centered around sex and molten lava cake.]
[Annd there she goes, dissipating into an excited bout of giggles while she pretends to move away from his play biting - which she doesn't do a very good job in the first place, since it's not as if she doesn't want him as close as possible. Her hand finds a place on his nearest shoulder and she might try to keep him a little close.]
So I have a lot to look forward to from the maybe future boyfriend.
[Frankly she's incredibly tempted to throw out the idea that they need more time to safely use those terms. He's definitely boyfriend material from where she's sitting, and two weeks or six weeks isn't going to change that.]
So I have a lot to look forward to from the maybe future boyfriend.
[Frankly she's incredibly tempted to throw out the idea that they need more time to safely use those terms. He's definitely boyfriend material from where she's sitting, and two weeks or six weeks isn't going to change that.]
[Thankfully their knowledge stems from a fact that just about anyone could pick up on: Good sex means a vocal, enthusiastic response. Such is the trouble with sharing cabins during yearly camping trips. But of course Boxer goes right along with them and takes the chance to tease her! Her eyes roll briefly but otherwise he's free to find his way in with that topic.
Maybe it's just subtle payback that she doesn't mention exactly who just sat next to him, because Nariko's certainly able to place one of her own relatives.
"Lovely to meet you, Boxer. I'm Maggie. It's nice to meet the man whose finally tied down the last of the single kids."
Excuse Nariko while she snorts quietly to herself.]
Maybe it's just subtle payback that she doesn't mention exactly who just sat next to him, because Nariko's certainly able to place one of her own relatives.
"Lovely to meet you, Boxer. I'm Maggie. It's nice to meet the man whose finally tied down the last of the single kids."
Excuse Nariko while she snorts quietly to herself.]
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