"Oh, good, so you're of legal age..."

Slowly, he pushes himself up into a "sitting" position, and he idly brushes off the sand that's dried against his well-cut front.

"Well, miss, you should try thinking outside the box. Take what you've heard a little less literally...and consider my demeanor. You haven't caught me at a "good time"--I'm always like this."

Laid-back and calm, anyway. The laziness is just a passing thing.