[They're all muscle, baby--and muscle is, well, heavy. She can try squeezing them to find out how much they really are unlike Peeps, if she wants.
After they're moisturized, anyway.]
Suffer...probably. When I pulled myself up on the beach, I wasn't expecting to fall asleep. If I had, I would've prepared for being on land.
Couple of minutes underwater would've brought me back, but...it feels much nicer to have your hands rubbing me down.
[Of course, actions speak louder than words. His stance should make itself abundantly clear as she makes progress--as his skin sucks up the moisturizer like it's parched, it writhes against her forearms and wrists, affectionately wrapping around them without getting in her way. Now she'll be able to feel that natural vacuum the suckers make just by moving them around--easily escapable, but an interesting sensation nonetheless.]
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After they're moisturized, anyway.]
Suffer...probably. When I pulled myself up on the beach, I wasn't expecting to fall asleep. If I had, I would've prepared for being on land.
Couple of minutes underwater would've brought me back, but...it feels much nicer to have your hands rubbing me down.
[Of course, actions speak louder than words. His stance should make itself abundantly clear as she makes progress--as his skin sucks up the moisturizer like it's parched, it writhes against her forearms and wrists, affectionately wrapping around them without getting in her way. Now she'll be able to feel that natural vacuum the suckers make just by moving them around--easily escapable, but an interesting sensation nonetheless.]