[She gets a big grin out of him for that one. He loves awful jokes, it's his second language.]

Wellll, maybe not. Still love it, but my mobility on land is terrible now that I'm this size. I'll spar when I can, with those I can trust not to play dirty, but we pretty much keep it to our circle of friends.

That's not what pays for all of this. I'm a contractor--for the city, for local businesses. I keep the waters clean...mount rescue missions...monitor sea life. That kind of thing.

What do you do? Must be something nice, if you're willing to feed me on your dime.