They never meant to antagonize me. As far as I'm aware, I'm not facing any unusual treatment--apparently people use dating sites for one night stands all the time...but I'm sure you could attest that I don't need a dating profile to score companionship for the night.

[He puts it so gingerly.]

On the opposite end, the prudes...well, calling them prude is kind of mean, but they expect me to reign in my libido...as if I could. Believe me, I've tried, and I quickly found out why my kind have such violent streaks.

I tried negotiating. You know--if they weren't willing to have sex that frequently, I could still find others. If they didn't want me sleeping around, they could actively help me out. It's just...

[He inhales sharply through his teeth.]

Sexual incompatibility. That's all. No one's fault.

[One long, self-conscious beat later...]

Sorry about the rant. It's...just frustrating.